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I can't believe you beat Mr2GetLikesTo2GET
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does anyone have the picture of the kigu with the padlock
>>14333
probably but I can't easily find it
i've seen such a thing more than once, just don't think I ever saved it w
>>14333
What do you need it for?
Greetings from sturdychan, a fellow meguca board
You got groomable cute boys there too?
>>14338
We have cute groom-able boys here?
>>14365
well, we used to have more
but I see one right now~
I
wao no spoiler?
oobs
boobs
gocks
Ten
wow
sex with kuro
>>14404
so many boys watching us have boyboy gaysex
vips desync all the lurkweirdos and bots
lindyman in the lindyland
u149 haru
vop
>>14420
fensh
I want to minecraft but all the modpacks are bad these days ree
https://twitter.com/bella46972008/status/1770091639908003849/
huto!
>[16]
shells from a 30 aught six
blackhawk flew through a hole in the sky
Tuna pictured
>>14438
Youre making out with him ?!
>[4]
RIP ghosts
>>14438
Basil is cute
>>14454
inabun basil cosplay when?
i'll think about it
>>14459
bunzel!
Cute!
>>14499
sasuga boymeidobun
buns future
Where are the bunssss
I am owed a great bunning from all the Buns that stood here before!
>>14518
became victims of communism
>>14523
rip
Murdered by government agents;____;please come back
;__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________;
maybe I'll just go back to bed then
>>14527
really don't like this ;_;
>>14527
please
didn't even see his parting message ;___;
NoExistence
>>14533
NO
EXISTcome back to DMs somewhere, IRC/matrix/twitter somewhere ;_____;
;_____________________;
don't leave..
pls
i left
went 2 saitama
saitama
saitamaaaaaaaaaa
>>14537
SAITAMA SAITAMA
cum back from saitama ;_;
Cum 2 hole
Cum back 2 unatco
;_;
Cooooome baaaaaaack
awake but bird still gone
;_;
I got to meet a real life kigu the other day while I was barely clothed
it was interesting
>>14554
hot
were they also barely clothed?
wait where was this?
I stalk so many kigs on twitter I might be able to tell which one from that w
need to get topped by a kig w
hmmmm
wait boykig or girlkig w
boysex with bird
;_; comeback
Birb
>>14573
excuse me agent, this is a shotacon board
bots have learned how to spam comments
and nameless told me there weren't any before
what a baka
>>14577
rember i asked why fufu had thread creation disabled you said spam i asked but what about comments
but now they know how to comment
Shota board
>>14576
eeeh? There were a lot of bird before
hostus kept fucking with us back in the day because of it
>>14576
ah wwwww
yeah the Ones that can reply are rarer than the ones that only know how to make new threads
who or how
i was on a textboard created 3 days ago and even there they spammed
3 days!!!
>>14580
waow a new text board?!
in this year?!
>>14582
think they parse the HTML or rendered page for post buttons
do they hunt for php tb/ib code or what
bugger is so abusable
shotas are god's most rapeable creatures
rushin in 2 a hard day at the lighting shota on fire factory
>>14588
fosh
Just saw a full body cocogoat car wrap on a shitty Camry
aaaaaaaaaaaa
I need this to happen
we love buildsystems, don't we folks
>>14617
want bird to come back to gc with us ;_;
wao
>>14624
gay
Saw the new homo movie today
pretty good
need a fujo gf
you say that
but then ur socks chest is suddenly full of BL vidya and all you ever catch her reading is smutty BL
GaoGayBar
>>14631
where's the downside?
>>14631
wwwwwwwww
have you been forced to cosplay as BL Eroge characters yet?
and then kiss other boys w
>>14637
read that as jerking off to death grips
try jerking off to death grips
it's good
>>14638
wwwww
I mean I did do loli porn stream with death grips on in the background before
pretty good
>>14631
i still have your sock image
>>14642
bun reads a doujin.mp3 with sock as thr coverart
why even dis?
>>14646
bape
would you rather be a kigu or have a doll?
Kigu fucking a doll
ew
d
>>14653
no! It’s cute!
big anime girl fucking a small one!
incestvipper pls
!!!
>>14657
SEX
UR
SISTER
give me cute boys ree
>>14663
awaaaaaaa
>>14665
rip tuna
rip sacambasps
Hutao = cute
...
accidentally yanked out the internet cable
Gimme the fucking link for the main chat. You know what I mean. Too drunk to keep searching.For now.....
Pls VIPPER-sama.
Here's my email, for the sight. Idk why, but instinct tells me that I want you to delete these two posts by me. After you fucking email me of course <3.
I genuinely miss you guys. Life is better, but it's lonelier in a way.
Site*
wow wow
eow
aniki
sent
But you'd didnt ddelete those two (now three) posts.
4 including yours. Now 5 iincluding those
This*
MEET .Y Ddemands
....that was ssupposed to be " MEET MY DEMANDS", but whate er
Thank you for still giving me a warm wwelcome. I wI'll be back, it's jjust that i was literll
Literally about to give a aw
Warning, because last ttime, I ffelt my post was giving "
Oh he can't move on/living in the imageboard post.
I dunno. I jJust felt like a unwelcome tryhard
Thanks for sharing thigh
I will be back
The wire is so good
Just when I think they won't even rremember me, they tey to puk
Try to pull a fast one..
[Soo
[
Failed so hard, may as well nor ffinish the post.
I'll just say I hAvent been back Because I ffelt lIke everyone though I couldnt move on past imageboards
Everything I pposted, I was nagged by sense of "you can do better", you're capable, bUT there's ssomething mmissing where you can fit in anywhere. I ssuspect that ssomething May have jjust bbeen self love.
But hell, if
Idk, I'm f
going to bed
. I aappreciate your guys so much, I do Nt think you uunderstand. Aalso how much I miss you bUT also am tryinh to 1
Trying to mmake it through
Jesus I was ddrunk
>>14703
The HBO show? Or the Lain thing
good posts kirk
>>14706
The HBO show with lance reddik
Thanks VIP. The name's Kiki now btw
waow
cool
>>14703
its true
omar walkin
what da fuck did I do
fixed the cert again
Back on my bullshit.
spoiler
sasuga
sausagea
Boooooys
boys arent real
>>14769
yrs they are!
ive seen them!!
I need to tie some of them up in my basement
Tuna not real
Tuna piano
Power went out, now I have to reboot my cluster rip
every month is gay pride month
Nipahhh
>>14828
Rika Furude: sexual animal
Nou
inabun: sexual animal
a new mihoyo game, a new nutbladder extinction event
I don't normally care for blondes but Lucy just hits different.
Must be the booty shorts. All the hoyo characters I like wear them
Booty shorts and the pike helm
and the mesugaki bat w
This is a boy
Jesus tittyfucking christ
Tsoog
Lucy…
Hawt
Mesugaki pls
Endless sex
finally rolled her!
up in heaven (not only here)
hi
>>14885
Late vip
>>14908
h i
>>14909
no u
I'm doing F2P
vip tell it how it is dawg
hows it hanging?
>>14920
endless minecraft
and also work
Firefox not enjoy cgroup
bastard
Where are the goblins
Where are the buns
bring them back
reeee
Albunricht, king of the nibunlungen
oh my kingdom for a bun
Where did Noel go
and all the other buns too
;_;
Felty posted here a few times too
so many people I haven’t talked to in years
Bird…
anyone…
I wonder where Midori went
at at least I’ve seen rori tuna and bun recently
no one really posts ok that other place either
;_;
didn't fucking sleep
overdosing on caffine I think
I should fix the board software and then harass all the buns on steam I think
I don't remember at all how most of these names map to what I remember them as
also I guess nala cut ties with a bunch of people and left everywhere /bun/ related
I wonder what happened to those brazilian homos that used to hang out here
;_______;
maybe it's some sort of stress related mental break but I keep looking at old threads and posts and missing people
>>4103 ➡
where have all the buns gone ;_;
gonna leave work early and go to sleep I think
still gonna be longing for buns but maybe then I can do something about it instead of being completely scatterbrained
buns,
oh all the old posts are still in redis I guess, or at least most of them? seems to be ~2000 missing, mostly <1000
not the images of course, but I think they're still on the worm
bring the buns back hooooooome
do you remember vera-bunnnnnnnnn
where have they goooooone
An audience of bun
New bridge
they threw this up in like a month
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hmm, probably going to have to run that on its own box wwww
Buns
Suddenly, a favicon (re)appeared!
A classic one!
Old spoiler images too.
Updating the software from the version /bun/ was on originally to the version /bun/ was on when it crashed that one time!
But the new post favicon is still a Syaku.
wwwwwww
trying to get more people to post too
Everyone should do their part pestering random people to post here.
https://daijoubu.org/404.html
wwwwwwwwwww
bunses
>>14991
Wao I rmbr dis
>>14995
wwwwwwwwww
there's a bunch of stuff in here that probably should not have actually been pushed to github
by you
https://github.com/Dereban/bun/tree/master/www
phobie.mp3 wwwwwwww
several copies of pirated minecraft
https://github.com/Dereban/bun/tree/master/www/lewd
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
I have a Github?
>lewd
Oh no...
>>14998
sasuga lewdaban
played ZZZ for a few days, but there really doesn't seem to be much going on in it
doesn't help that I actually liked the game they're obviously aping this time w
I'm working right now on pushing the version of the software to what's in that repo instead of this older version too but it means moving to a different VM
because hyper-V is SHIT
probably a bit more stable after that too and coffee will actually work properly instead of being a cludged cronscript
bring more buns to me
make them making posts
glory to the newbun
every day is filter friday in heaven
inabun on /coffee/ pictured
bynguluars
bring the buns to heel
Lot of rabbit
2night
The orb was going
test
ok
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
test
???/
uh
??????????
ok, it will sync now
but
the cat won't leave
newer linux kernel versions are too buggy to turn up a new server
waow
might work with exactly the latest one
wwwwwwwwww
great softwaring
Slut
>>15035
eh!?
also do you have the spinning plop loading gif? Doesn’t seem to be on archive
This?
Or this one?
oh no
its multiplying
>>15041
that one but without the text
and also the background was transparent.
Pretty sure Kiririn made that one.
>>15053
RIP
images working,
just need to do with now
hmm
that's not quite right
#plop (10)
Logins fixed!added me and bun wwwwww
Certificate autorenewal added as well
hmm
something's wrong in the node stack
works running as root but net.js crashes if it's an unpriv user
waow
the theme is no longer white
wwwwwwwwwwww
yeah there's the bug
fuck it, not using this for anything else, might as well just set it to go as root
RIDING JEEPABAN
oh, it didn't crash after uploading an image this time
it did crash after uploading an image
oh yeah
no that's the issue I was talking about
must be some sort of limits thing
Now let's see if it works with the daemon script
There we go!
wao>>15149
!!!!!
hallo
wow
a nonymous
i just forgot to tyoe the name in lole
A phobret!
Princess phobbr
heh
Leezurd…
wonder where he went
bet he's still smooching people like the slut he is
www
Orb was running the other night
time to ponder
Tsug wit da cruise missile
Lots of cooling tower here
Pear
roggu in
wow daijoubu has changed
it's no longer about daijoubus
You can daijoub here
if you want
It's time for you, to daijoub.
bunses
Tsugular lunch
bring me buns
bring them here
>>15108>>15112
baesil
>>15111
him
There we go, coverless MP3s, webp, ogg, and opus should work.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#plop (11)
#explosion
aww
hmm
doesn't expand properly still
still works if you open in new tab at least
Hmm not quite right
There we go
I still have all my old images saved. Funny.
wwwwwwww
I opened up my old PC today to look for those but somehow it jumps right from 2014 to 2018 and there's only a couple bun related things in there
they must all be on my old school computer
Well, if I'm being honest all of my images from back then are only on my phone because the drive I saved all my images to died and I both didn't do a backup and wasn't able to recover anything. But at least they're there on my phone. Only weird thing is I remember posting with those images but I could've sworn I changed the filenames but most of them are still danbooru file names. Oh well.
wwwwwwwww
I never named my files, still don't really. They're all either unix/4chan naming or twitter names. Except a few making fun of people.
Turned it off after looking but there was one puff oneThat 2hu Miko crossdressing one
wwwwww
wwww>>15143
even know I still get those kind of jokes about me
can't escape
https://exhentai.org/g/858402/92cc31656e/
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
there it is
>>15142
Hmm, I guess you were on that relationship map being gay for sui and/or yasu
Phone isn't playing nice so I guess I'll just grab some new ones. Been meaning to go collect Mikos again.>>15145
Also that relationship map is a throwback. Can hardly remember what the context was around it anymore.
>>15144>>15146
Let me see if I remember
Top left to top right I think it's:
maria, hazy + glasser, yasu, kirin, kiki, eku, smobert
me, (forget the name, 19 years old and also a VIPPER), ohio, phobie
nala+cabbage, ahoge, bun, you
no clue, sui
tuna, stuco, cannie
I vaguely remember an updated version, but I don't have it wwwwww
>>15145
wwww
Impressive you remember all that.
wwwwwww
might be easier just because I made it
Who that burger is and what the name of the KLK poster was are going to bug me though
oh the burger might be Sayo?
Too bad we don't have the archives(?) it'd be kinda fun to go back and read everything again.>>15149
>>15148
This nerd >>15068
still has them www
At least between the end and what the retention was set to at that point, I think before that might be lost?
There was another guy who briefly hosted the site in 2018 or so that put it up with all the archives, but I don't know what happened to him, okinan? I think.
Someone named Noel was here, and felty for a while, but neither have posted in a good long time. I met up with Noel even wwww
Don't have contact for him at all though, I think he was quitting the internet and going innawods or something.
ah yes the classic innawoods many have been lost contact with due to such proclivities I'm not gonna spellcheck that>>15151
I kinda kept talking to rori and nala for a while after I stopped visiting sites like these but talks kinda stopped
things seemed good last I remembered though
by the way is here or the other site more used or are they both equally ded
to be honest though it's been years since then so you might be more up to date than me www
like I didn't even know that particular bit of information you just dropped about rori
also not like we can't take this conversation over
>>>/coffee/ time
wwwww
>>15160>>15161
hello
sushigirl visitor here>>15159
>>15159
hi!!
it's pretty lonely these days
only if you want it to be>>15175
>>15174>>15177
waow it’s inabun!
I mean, I’d prefer it not to be, but I was just about to go to bed www
Puff was here!
oh I remembered who that guy was, that I couldn’t remember in the relationship chart: Rin!
haven’t spoken to him in years wwwww
>>15177
oyasumibun
hope you come back soon
>>15175>>15176
wow me2
bun morning
bun midday
lonely huh
who's lonely>>15187
>>15186
The mountain from Hobbit
Baesil meido!>>15190
>>15189
boergorl is so cute
Brergagl
Aubrey is best girl>>15193
>>15192
sasuga bun
Hmm where’s that bisexual blowjob picture with the Omori girls and boys
Oyasumi buns
awaken buns
No buns allowed>>15198
Kinshi!
>>15197
forbidden buns
fri-day!
#plop (12)
nightbuns.
>>15215
pribber!
Buns
Wake up
#plop (13)
Dragged down by the bu~n
Only a stranger on buuuuuun
When you lose buntroll
you’ll reap the harvest you have sewn
Everybody birthday this week
night boons
Bun morning
Snub
Just saw a shikanoko with smol horns>>15239
>>15237
look at him go
moshimoshi
>>15243
Hai!
hai>>15242
one day it will all be daijoubu
And on that I shall surely take it easy
wow a gem
yeah a vippy
woaw
this one is.... really empty>>15260
>>15259
Yeah...
I guess there was a while cycle of resurgence and decay in the years of absence www
Felty and Noel were around for a while, and NiceBird sometimes Cabbage and Bun
but it seems this // that was only temporary ;_;
semirandom tangent
i was able to participate on otaku conventions with cosplayers and the like
it wasnt anything too big but it was characters i recognized and especially music
Nice, the ones around here seem particularly low in quality so I haven't been (the closest uses a basketball stadium as the venue), but I've seen a fair amount of anime stuff cropping up in the renaissance faire as the years have gone on wwwww
Not even just Guts! There were a few Kirito cosplayers there last time I went wwwwwww
AND THEY SAID DANCE LITTLE BUUUUUUN
THIS DAAAY IS FOR YOUUUU
TWO PEOPLE YOU LOVE
STOOD UP TO SAY I DOOOO
voila, an american dream
Yeah we can travel bun, without any means
When it's as easy as closin your eyes
And think Jamaica is a big neon siiiiiign
H O T T O G O
YOU CAN TAKE BUN HOT TO GO
That one hurt me
Bun neon tiger there’s a price on your head
My wicked past unfolded, all the drunken vodka>>15271
When another bolt of lightning killed a hundred head of gucas
And the others rushed on by me, and I was left to live
The Bunners had a reason, life is his to take or give
>504 Gateway Time-out 504 Gateway Time-out nginx
Hm
Now it sent, okay
>>15269
wwwwwwwww
Yeah, it's entirely possible for the underlying node process to die and get brought back by s6 in the middle of a post
because the code underneath has some problems in fascinating places
who knew that changing the core functionality of your language, and system level dependencies would break things that rely on it
Wao>>15280
Wao!>>15274
>>15274
lrn2portugues
Wao...>>15273
>>15273
wwww
I should start watching Irna and Marin more often
Portugues vtubers are all like that wwwwwwwwwwww
probably pull out the study books again just to try and get over there more permanently
>>>/watch?v=7zp1TbLFPp8
Thwre shit
There you go
I thought you were already there permanently honestly>>15278
>>15278
what da heck
huh, gl
>>15276>>15276
My parents are citizens of portugal now wwww
It'd be easier if my job would help me set it up, or if I was able to leave my job and go get one in Portugal with one of their tech companies up in the north; but I have to wait until the acquisition here is finalized before I can really cash out wwww
You know I like my chicken fried>>15280
Cold beer on a Friday night
a pair of jeans that fit just right
and the r/a/dio oooooooooOOOOOnn
>>15272
The shock of two different anons has frozen inabun's brainbecause he can't tell them apart
>>15279
Wait a minute, I didn't notice because I'm always on mobile but the r/a/dio ribbon is gone now huh
uh
#q
huh
at least the link to /radio/ still works: >>>/tano/wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
is that supposed to be the wrong link? lmaooo>>15282
the first thread is so depressing goddamn lmao
>>15282
sushi seems to be right
I'm also on phone but I'll hafta check the javascript and find the other links
>>15281>>15281
Yes wwwwwwwwwwwwww
There's a few others in there that are wrong on purpose too, and just some random ones >>>/sushi/The threads on that board do not get less depressing, every time I look through one I go spiraling into an existential crisis. That 30+ one has some really long posts by someone that are well written but god damn.
also: holy shit
>>15285I once read some of the doushio archives and holy shit it was depressing.
oh hey the radio bar is back
>>15283>>15287
wwwwwww
Never looked into those, doubt they go back as far as the brief period I was there in the very beginning, although last time I looked there's still someone carrying on the old Rei#clones mantle
>>>/rules/
I fixed them up to be (almost) what they were before wwwwwwwwww
>>15287
The rat is still there!
>>>/yakui/
>>>/magic/
I think that's all the ones wait
>>>/dqn/
and the one for tea is still there
wao real rules>>15286
no rats
>>15285
/archive/1
>>>/tea/
oh it actually connects www
almost have 3fu updated to the latest vichan, just have to find a way to swap out the old style format for images in the DB to the new one
my vichan site will never be updated
I am not gonna touch that, no way
welp gn vip
Nightbuns!
See yous tomorow!
Mor ningbuns
hey guys :D
Hi
https://blog.cr.yp.to/20240803-clang.html
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
compiler bad
Sillibuns>>15303
>>15302
bungus
Abungus>>15305
>>15304
sus
Tsugular Hatobulization seminar
Nightbuns
slthough irs actually morning
gn
Mor ningbunnerds
naizurin
oops, ffmpeg doesn't like webp but imagemagick deals with it just fine.
worth it for all these amazing webp files
just all smash hits, every single webp
bun's''s
hi
boy for vip-san>>15341
wow, a boy!
Power keeps blinking off, djb might go down soon
wwwww but at least I won’t have to copy the carts in again this time
>>15339also the reason I died at bar
should be out of the woods now
2night: avgolemonogatari
wwwwww
Wao>>15352
I wanna be a boy
>>15351
Too bad, girlification time
Nughtbu ns
wake the fuck upbuns
buns
Buns
Buns out guns out
Nightbunss
Mor ningbuns
oh my god they hit the bread-tagon
wwwwwwww>>15389
Vip pls
>>15388
waow waow
happy birthdaybun!
How is being 30 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wow doxxaban>>15392
>>15391
pls, everyone already knew that
since like 5 of our birthdays are within a week of each other wwwwwwwwww
er
4 rather
that sure is the lewd spoiler image
Happy bunday!!
Bunday, bloody bunday
many lost but tell me who has bun
Puts my bun up, puts my bun up against the wallllll
Suns up buns up
pink pony bun
im gonna keep on dancin at the
pink pony bun
im gonna keep on dancing down at
west bunnywood
ONE FOR THE HOT BUN ABOVE
TWO FOR THE BUNPIRE WE LOVE
THREE FOR THE FIRE THAT ROLLS ON BELOW
ROLL ON NORTHBUNBRIA
vip, what movies have you seen lately? what do you recommend?>>15406
>>15405
Saw DUNE PART 2 a while back with some friends, pretty good
Mostly watching old TV these days, went through all of LAW & ORDER and it’s really great. The first few seasons of SVU are pretty good too, before it becomes completely goofy wwww
Watched the whole run of EVIL, it’s not good, very bad show, but in baffling ways www
YOLO: Crystal Fantasy/Silver Destiny are really good, better than smiling friends by the same guy.
Watched a couple good horror movies the last year, coming home in the dark, lost and the wicked, what Jedediah saw, Mandy, uh
color out of space
oh yeah this last week or so I’ve been watching BANSHEE, pretty good, it’s basically an American version of the yakuza games wwwwww
and The Wire, absolutely fantastic show but it falls apart halfway through the fifth season
also The Lost Room, which is basically SCP with every actor you’ve ever heard of in it
>>15407
Watch it! It’s really good, and you've seen gifs from it probably for over a decade now, they’re still huge memes wwwwwww
Dune 2 was really good, I saw that in theaters>>15406 >>15408
>the wire
I've been recommended that one too if I like breaking bad and ozarks
which I did, so I'll have to check out the wire.
I haven't watched an actual TV show in such a long time, it's always been just anime shows for me
Banshee is pretty funny, it’s from back when Cinemax was still kinda a porn thing so there’s one scene every episode that’s the MC fucking some girl from the town, then the rest is brawling with gangsters or weirdly convoluted political drama www>>15409
>>15407
wwww it’s a good time o
// to catch up on old mid to good tv; because it all sucks now and anime has gotten worse wwwwwwwwwwwww
ooh yeah I watched a few seasons of CHUCK again, pretty good for that kind of sitcom
recently watched a new season episode of L&O, holy shit TV has gotten bad, it’s half the runtime it used to be but in the same size time slot, because of all the ads
so there’s barely any story, and no time for false leads, it’s a detective story that is just straightforward as shit, and barely a trial scene either
>>15409
Yeah, SY is finally a good Mizukami show
shame they have //made the Kyoto loli god wear clothes when she didn’t in the manga wwwwwww
Yeah not much in the pipe it seems, been catching up with anime recently. Saw the Yuri Seijin OVAs, stellar masterpieces, I guess at one time UFOTABLE actually had it. Unbreakable Machine Doll was the kind of slop we just don’t get anymore, didn’t make any sense at all, pretty good otherwise.
I've been enjoying sengoku youko this season but I hven't found anything else I like>>15408
dont really see anything I care about next season too
>>15408
fuck
been watching dragon balls lately wwww
dragon ball* whatever
Oh yeah, watched all of Aqua Teen again in pieces
still holds up wwwww
Nightbuns
well this is pretty good so far too
Haven’t picked it up yet, bunch of friends are really into the manga though
mor ningbuns
morni ng
wwwwww
w
cluddification
chake id eajy
fixed a bit.
>>>/watch?v=MBsN1-AHQ-4>>15432
>>15431
Madorkas
nightbun s
Mor ningbuns
Brekfess buns
waow feet
but it’s a bit late for breakfast
more appropriate for brunch
the gayest meal
Although I haven’t had proper breakfast since I got back to the states
they don’t really do it right here, always too big
Like u>>15451
>>15450
no, ur just tiny
No wai
Smolbun
yum bred
Koume hot dog
clud chowder
Ooh nice
today for me was sausage pesto Mediterranean soup after all
wwwww
made with kielbasa even though it’s supposed to be a different sausage
Nice nice>>15474
Why are your pictures always so wide? www
>>15473
Tasty, wish we had good clams up here.
PLS
They're literally slightly smaller than yours!
oh wait you probably have rotation data enabled in your browser wwwwwwwwwwww
doesn't quite do it correctly
oh when I hover over it, the image is fine>>15476
clicking it makes yours more distorted than mine, idk
>>15475
yeah that's almost certainly EXIF rotation data wwwwww
I wonder how many times the browser implements a rot90 algorithm, and how many different levels of correctness they have
okay>>15479
oh does mp4 not work?
but hey your pictures are so FAT
>>15479
yeah when I open your pictures in a new tab, they'r ealways fine n all
It's just weird that it's always only your pictures wwww
Including all your orbs back on the old bun
expanding it doesn't work but opening in new tab works fine.>>15478
that's, strange
If it's rotation it should just be the opposite resolution 3:4/4:3 from the upload, but it seems to not match up right to just rotating the image???
>>15478
wwwwwwwwwwwww
Wait which old bun, there were orbs on the intermediate okinan bun and -
>>15480
Ah, this same bun, but before I fixed the code wwwww
The great eras of /bun/, the early biumvirate, the middle inabun empire, the dark ages, the okinan new republic, and the holy VIPPERand bunpire
>>15480
The reformat-bun
The one when I first found the site and stuff>>15479
Oh yeah lol
I didsnoop around a lotn saw "old bun" but yra
ea
ah fuck me
whatever
Well I at least joined during the holy matrimony of vipper and bun
Nightbuns
Wake upbuns
Dreamed of leeches
Bunce
Bunbreds
minekraft?
wwww haven’t played in a few weeks
was getting in to gtnh but I just don’t have the time
Nightbunbs
Mor ningbuns
Wake the fuck up>>15509
Mad dogs and Englishmen out in the noonday bun
>>15506
no
anti-bed action
I've spent all day outside cuzof my accidental tanline now very prominentlylol
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
farmer's tanbuns
thankfully despite spending a lot more time outside this summer it's almost all been under trees
since all the public land around here is forests w
Oh no no the thing I said yesterday that I made a mistake wwwww>>15515
>>15514
oh that wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwagent 47
Thankfully I don't look like a complete fuckin skinhead
But yeah whew wwwwww
perfect time to become kigu
>>15502>>15522
>>15519
do you like that show btw?
the first two episodes had such amazing animation, it hooked meand then the cgi attacked
>>15521
still haven’t started it wwwwww
just really like that shota
only really catching up with sengoku you’ll this season
Tonight!
Ethiopian lentils and tandoori chicken kebabs
it’s really good wwww
you got me beat
wwwwwwwww>>15529
>>15529
Half-leftovers and some bullshit is a time honored dinner wwwwwww
although my leftovers seem to disappear a lot of the time
Well, I had leftovers but it wasn't enough wwww>>15528
>>15528
My leftovers definitely seem to disappear much faster than I anticipate
Haven’t grilled nearly enough this summer w
guess the gluten free buns really killed it for burgers most of the time w
oh do you have celiac now?>>15532
or I guess you always have celiac if you have it, just didn't notice it before or something
I might have celiac or like a lower gluten tolerance or something
I will feel shitty if I eat too much bread but that may just be.. everyone
blah blah blah
>>15531
ah no, my brother does
developed it at the end of last year, not something he had to begin with
oh huh>>15534
>>15534
I wonder why
I always assume I don't have celiac but ehhh who knows
It could just be a thing with Lyme disease where, like, it was just never reported and so the number of Lyme diseases "are increasing"
>pesticides
could be, could be
I am oblivious in this area so
apparently an increasingly common thing of people developing it in their late and mid 20s, or even later w>>15533
>>15533
Doesn't seem much consensus on that, might be genetic factors, or something with pesticides. Ongoing field of study.
Part of the lyme disease thing was purely psychosomatic too wwwwww
Night buns
Mor ningbuns
Wake the fuck up
no
GET OUTTA BED
NO
IT'S TIME TO WORK!
isnt that solder not soldier?
all good solders break like boulders
Egg
Living now in a post egg world
#plop (14)
Buns es
Boons
bunners
where are the buns
chikkin
waow waow
and assgass
plus either curry or some mushroom gravy??
Just a chicken sauce: >>>/watch?v=Ze7LyJVhexE
I really enjoy this recipe, add extra stuff to it afterwards
This one I removed the extra butter and added cheese instead
and just eating chicken by itself is way too meaty for me wwww
hmm, I should source some whole chicken, most of the places around here it's just thighs or soup bones
I have a bunch of recipes that would work with thighs and other skin-on parts
really?>>15577
I thought meijers has full chickens
bunnight>>15577
>>15575
Only cooked these days, oh they have full ones but they're pre-skinned
wwwww could sub in a turkey but that would take all day
>>15576
night
probably heading to bed myself in 20 or so
yeah, nightbunners
Mor ningbuns
Wake up
wake up everybun
it's not
too late
*inaudible*
oh oops hi>>15588
im awake
>>15587
Oh good, you're finally awake
They caught you trying to cross the border
back in venezuela again huh
fuck u maduro
kani
Maids eating chicken off the floor
openbsd realtek
>>>/watch?v=tFWC-Gxz3kE
bring him back
Kill EVERY publisher.
Go back to making books bound in human skin, rip it from the still living flesh of anyone who has ever sent a DMCA takedown.
Nightbunses
>>15604>>15607
Spoopy
Mor ningbuns
>>15606
waow inabun bun bummer buny
inubungulus
hi
2 buns for the price of 1, bun bun!
let the midnight buncial
shine down on me
Tsoooooooog
Nightbungers
WAKE UP
blahblahblahblabhlabhlblah
WAKE UP
Keys table something fable
awaken, buns
buns awaken
tusguwu
fuck
tsuguwu
Hatorbrar
Tsugub
wow
macdolnads
went to local drivein for lunch again because I was out that way
wao>>15642
>>15641
bungulys
Bungulyzing
Bungulussy
Postbuns
baezil>>15651
>>15650
bportsul is very cute
VIP pictured
Yes, sexing the bazgul~
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nuh uh
The summer of bread
the autumn of bread
the constant wheel of time where I annoy people to breadpost
Nightbuns
Wake the fuck upbuns
im already>>15668
>>15667
glory to the ussr
clu'd
Bun and gun
there was something in the air that night
the stars were right
bunnando
and if I had to do it all again
I would my friend
bunnando
night bunnners bun bunns
Oh no my beautiful stone brick house is in danger
/bun/craft revival when?>>15698
>>15697>>15700
i mean, the whole server is on your github wwwwwwww
been thinking about running some modded thing again, i wonder what packs are good these days
not GTNH no one but me would play ww
Minge raft
>>15698>>15701 >>15703
iwant to get back into minecraft but too lazy
eroge is enough for me
https://vndb.org/v17018
might play this next
i clicked "I like busty women in their late forties with huge asses." and it sent me here
>>15700
hmm
if only there was
minecraft eroge mod
little maid mob but you can rape them
>>15700>>15704
wwwwwww
boy x boy romance only
/bun/core
>>15703
existential crisis tag is important too
let's existential boyxboy romance with bloody scenes!>>15706
>>15705 kamige
Uh
that’s not right
>>15708
>>15712
hmm, something wrong with the regex probably
;_;>>15719
>>15718
FEET
DESTROYED
no there's definitely something wrong with how it's storing the original extension
I want her to give me a PBJ but hold the P>>15723
anywho bed time, too much screen time for me>>15723
>>15721
hmm
butter and jelly is a weird combo for a sandwich
>>15722
nighto!
wwwwwwwwww
my friends have been saying that phrase "gimme a pbj but hold the p" for weeks and I just understood it a few hours ago
I thought it was a butter and jelly sandwich too wwwwwwww
wwwww
slow
Nightbunses
Wake upbuns
9999
9
8
wow
bocc
well I dislike stapler
what did stapler ever do to you??
Stapler-San is well known to be
a god damn asshole
I heard Woodrow Wilson’s buns, I heard Maria cryiiing
late last night I heard the news that Veracruz was dying
i I think I heard my father’s voice
he said you must go now, you have no choiiiice
Take the children and ride west
breadpata will take the rest
Nightbungs
you pick up little dynamite, I'll pick up little bun
Koume Hotdog
Waow cirorn
but... but ;_;
9
oyasum ibuns
wake the fuck
upbuns
Happy 9/11 YEE-HAW
bun
Bun the person the band
Flight of the buncords
youu and mee gon bunnin' in the dark
lyin on our backs n countin' the stars
where the cooool grass groo-oo-ooows
Put me under
i I want to get away I wonder
shes a bunner
And on the great shit of prigress
the crew can’t find the brake
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oyasum ibuns
ohayo
Hi
oyako
Boy s
And girlstoo
noooooooooo
one of them was
A SALTED
Nightbunss
morbuns
Bunorning
bun bun bun in the sun sun sun
fun fun fun
bun bun bun in the sun sun sun till daddy takes the gun away
from the
big river to the
big sea
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
TO THE BUUUN
NOW SWEAT DROPS MY BALLS
ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKAAAAS
ILL SKEET SKEET BUNDAMN
I don't think those are the right lyrics but I tried.
Bunday, bloody bunday
FRIDAY BUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waow waow
bundeg
Got 2 get down
Frig's day
factorio friday
wwwwwww
spent a bunch of time playing satisfactory now that 1.0 is out
Nerd games>>15833 >>15843 >>15855
>>15832
nerd u
nightb uns
Wake the fuck
upbund
Before the buuuuuuuuuuuun
Bunnifer lost the war today
Cludded
>>15832
NOOOOOOOO
where were you when bread was dead
Bochersaurus!!
where is Leezurd I wonder
hasn’t posted in ages
I often make these nightshitposts when the forebun is not around
turn my back on the posting stack and break for higher bun
>>15853
h i
haha hi>>15852
ohhaimark
>>15832
still more nerd games tyvm
Nigh tbuns
Wake up buns>>15861
>>15859
no u
No… I’m sleep all day
Bbable
I've been reading all day
nothin more
Met up with friend and watched movis
very bad movis the batman
wow
VIPPER invited friend for netflix and CHILL
GONE SEXUAL!
Waow Waow
no!
not someone I see sexuallyeven though he is a pornstaralso is on HBOMAX and not Netflix which I don’t have wwww
wow only degenerates know pornstars in real life>>15871
>>15870
so ur good friends with a couple of them then?
There actually was a tranny that used to post on /moe/ and /meguca/ who did porn.
But no, don't know any of them now
So there’s a gap in the market
that you could fill wwwww
not that there's a lack of transgirls among the buns these days
what a bunch of cuties wwwww
>>15875
pffft
can't crossdress for money because ofgirls
how terrible a fate
I don't think Minnie would like that very much.>>15874
no wai>>15877
not cute enough for it
>>15876
pls
we both know that's not true
still annoying people about posting here and that other place>>15911
a few people have shown up so that's nice
signs of life at least from some of the others that either refused or just ignored my messages at least
a few more I've got a tenuous line on
leezurd and felty completely MIA though sadly
and uh, the ones I never had any contact info for too like demo
they hit the fucking breadagon.
wwwwwwwwww
nala and stuco blocked me immediately when I tried to ask
I don't think they like you.>>15882
I spoke to Nala on steam recently. Apparently he lives nearby now.
>>15881
I mean, obiviously, we never really got on politically, although I don't remember anything really happening between me and nala that was that aggr before.
Or stuco for that matter but she's always been // or rather I think she had some falling out with some of the others in that group.
>>15883
well yeah, I always thought we got on pretty well aside the politics stuff
Have you tried reaching out to people on discord or steam or twitter or what not?
>>15885
I mean, it's sort of the same for me, that's really the whole reason I've been forcing myself to do so over the past month or so.
Had a few pretty good conversations reconnecting with people.
Would be nice to Stuco again.>>15882
Stuco was always nice to me and everybun
I wonder if Stuco and Tuna are still frens
Not really something I do...>>15882
I just let relationships die and then regret not reaching out.
I know who about half of these are wwww
Looking at the steam page always makes me miss Kokoro>>15888
He was a pretty good friend I treated like shit.
>>15887
Yeah...
I wonder if he still thinks of you at all, I mean the last time I spoke to him was years ago and we never really liked each other all that much but he still seemed to have a really intense burning hatred for you and at that point it had been a couple years since it blew up between the two of you. I dunno, I know you never reached out and apologized or anything but he also doesn't really seem like the kinda guy that would really work with. I guess the both of you might have changed quite a bit in the last six years but it doesn't really seem like the either of you is really actively trying to make amends or anything.
Plus the both of you had pretty much diametrically opposite storise //stories on what had happened down to like, who asked who out and so on, a real bad taste the way the two of you split.
https://daijoubu.org/banners/banner-18.png oh yeah mordin used to post here wwww
anyway you should cold-call people and tell them to post on /slicedbread/ again, and like write that on bathroom stalls and such, coming from you it'll be funny and also I'm sure this will get the message to its intended recipients.
I should post on /tea/ more often>>15891
>>15890
I mean, I have been, noel is sometimes there too ww
>>>/tea/ !
>>>/tano/ wwwwwwww
wow that isn't the real /tano/>>15893
>>15892
I thought it would be slightly less depressing.
plus I doubt they'd want people from here showing up anyway ww wgot rid of the link to magic that's in the repo on github too
>>>/ekustream/
Aww you got rid of this too
well, yeah
actually, I don't know if that was in the github
but I'm not running icecast off this box or network wwwww
On a scale of 1-10 how bad of an idea would it be to message Kokoro on /tano/?>>15899
>>15898
I mean, like a 2 or 3?
You're going to get yelled at by louisville and probably banned from the site, but the world's a lot bigger these days I don't think you being mildly annoying to people is the biggest issue any of us have going in our lives anymore.
It's not like someone coming here and being mad would be particularly disruptive of anything like it used to be wwwwww
I guess one of them could yell at ahoge about it, that'd be mildly upsetting?
I should probably make the banner trunctuate...
oh, it probably wouldn't be that hard to add a minecraft command into the code, https://github.com/Falcort/minecraft-SLP
add a # command that constantly tells you that no one is online in minecraft!
You still have a minecraft server?
not right now because no one has wanted to play recently...
me and some of the GPP guys were running a few different packs over the last two or so years
did PFAA and GTNH, and uh
a few create things
oh this one: https://modrinth.com/mod/modern-industrialization
was a lot of fun, like a more simple gregtech
but it really lags the fuck out once you get past a certain point wwwww
I think everyone's playing satisfactory right now since it just got 1.0
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wI have no idea how serious he's being when he says stuff like that
#plop (15)
Did anyone get any character development tho?>>15909 >>15912
A lot has changed for me in the past few years. I wonder if it did for anyone else too
>>15908
Yes, and you should ask them about it!
also what has happened for you, you've posted here once every other week or so but we haven't really kept up, are you still funemployed/grad student?
I mean, several of them are girls now, that's a pretty big change wwwwwww
>>15878
>other place
What's that? A discord?
No, another board like this one but secret to keep certain people out
Mostly this nerd >>15908
and a few others w
Ah, hm. I wanted to wish Stuco happy birthday, but I don't want to get involved in board drama like that.
Thanks for the info vip
I mean stuco also doesn’t show up there anymore sadly. I wonder if it’s still drama when it’s been 7 years wwwwww
You can probably wish her a happy birthday on /tano/
ww
I wish she was on tano>>15922
I haven't seen her there in like 7 years
yeah, I think it's just koko, hazy, maria, louisville, notso, and uh
you?
who post there anymore
haven't checked in a long time though
>>15919
I spoke to him all of one time and it was when he was really mad at you for fucking up again wwwww
oh I guess he was there on the /bun/ shutdown day
Notso was a cool dude too>>15918
I'd friend him
wwwww I wonder if PAN is still around
notso was cool yeah
Wait that doesn’t really add up>>15926
>>15917
who the fuck
wasn't me, I don't know stucco>>15925
Oh yeahhh stuco plays VRChat>>15925
I wonder if I could bump into her there.
>>15924
i played for a bit but it was a huge hassle, setting up SPS or whatever and converting models, way too much work
Lots of good streamers who do vrchat stuff on pomf though www
>>15923I know, I looked at the mnemonics
just don’t know who would know this place and stuco but not the other place
wwwwwww maybe someone who forgot it ;_;
This place isn't secret like the other board. It's the same url bun has ahd since at least 2016>>15928
had
>>15922
Forgetful old fogey
>>15927
Would it have gotten picked up by a domain squatter? Manually sniping a contested domain is cool
wwwwwwww>>15926
i mean
i stayed up till like 3 am to snipe it the night hostus's hold on its ICANN registration expired
>>15926
Probably, had enough popularity that they kept it an extra year on special hold yeah.
I guess there are a couple of people I don’t remember at all ;_;
I mean, secret is a bit strong, they tried to tell everyone who used bun frequently that had any manner of other contact
I I guess more like just not actively looking for completely new people
>"STARLINK-3138-CA-CHCOILX1-IPV4"
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ok, that's a bit funny.
Someone let a grad student into the tower…
Tonight's #orbcheck:
water in the basin so it was probably on yesterday for the game, but the pump is off today
Tonight in bun-gleland
Steins;Gate VN
How da fuck did I end up with her????
w
srill haven’t played myself
dude she's the only girl I tried to avoid wwwwwww
I like everyone else's stories and then I get her!
Now that’s realistic wwwwww
wwwwwww
www
oh i literally just never sent the message cuz i was clicking next too much wwwwwwww
fuck you bich
>>>/watch?v=myJDBos5Vyw
Kurisu is best girl.
Something about the tights, and the tsun, and the sleeves.
Loose sleeves are the best.
Sleevedickings
I wanted suzuha!!
Sleeve dickings….
ahh, koume
she's in shape and cute and wears a tracksuit! doesn't bother with looking pretty, just is!>>15950
I dunno if I end up with Suzuha cuz she's Daru's daughter but ya know let's turn this family tree into a circle babyyyyy
>>15946
Wait, you play as Daru?
Do NOT fuck your future time travelling daughter
no no I play as okabe but I'd be fucking my best mate's daughter wwww
wwww
I mean, that was the plot of Yomeiro Choice
one of the all-time best tone-shift endings
Daru reminds me of VIPPER
waow rood
I hate dr.peepiss
You take that back.
Dr. Pepper is one of the best carbonated drinks out there.
NO!
It is BAD!
Good carbonated drinks should have light flavors like Pedras Lemao or Canada Dry!
Okay, you get a few points back for mentioning Canada Dry.
But Dr. P is still top 5.
it makes you not be sick anymore, good drink
nightbuns!
hope 2 see you all tomorrow
Mor ningbuns
Wake up buns
wajke up
La mulana, which is French for the mulana
thread fat
but I don't really wanna make a new one...
Mm
nightbuns
i made a mistake
book was good though
wake upbuns
>>16004>>16002
I tell me ma when I go home
the buns won't leave the breads alone
he pulls my hair, he breaks my throne, but that's alright, when I go home
he is bunsome he is petty, he's the bun of bunfast city
he is courting one two three
please tell me bun who is he
>>16000
hezbunlla?
Al-Bunssam
wao>>16000
Oh no
he’s slimed himself
Much like bunfoccating
Reg madeinabyss pachinko…
>>16012reg chinko
Bunger deep inside the borderline
>>16010\>>16013
gay
>>16012
no u
nothing gay about sex with the leg
he's a robot so it doesn't count.
Nightbunss
nibun
Wake up bunsuses
all tsugged up with nowhere to go
Beep beep>>16028
>>16027
wwwww
it's only 8pm??
And only Wednesday too
wow
tbh i thought it was tuesday so yay
For days and nights they battled, the bun-tu to their knees
Roland the headless thompson bunner
Mourn your bread land of the free
id you wanna be a hero follow me
mourn your bread land of the free
id you wanna be a hero follow me
and bun and twenty cannon thunder
into the bloody wild blue yonder
girls
yes
nightbungs
Wake upbuns
tsuh
>>16048
moetan!!!
that artist doing a lot of popotan stuff
good
<- this is the dream
Robet s
^
this is the dream
This is the bream
nightbuns
Wakebuns
>>16068
wow the gmod song
>>>/watch?v=cE4uzDvqrFY>>16066
my ding dong dang
bun s
Hutaoooo~
sex
yes pls
wwwwww
wait
wwww this hu tao kig did have a bunch of bdsm sex videos
wwww
...
oh the filename is still wrong god damn it
https://daijoubu.org/src/1726871270933.mp3
shami shami
We have been trying to reach you concerning your cars extended warranty
hi
fnf
Frogdig nigh
bun
wow
it's cluddy girl
sleepbuns
WAKE UP
AWAKENBUNS
nightbuns
wake upbuns
no
GET UP
im dead inside>>16122
>>16120
killed
by
drooooooooooooones
>>16124
The plopsassination of john f breadnedy
lol>>16123
what
from behind the grassy Noel
wwwwwwwww I didn't get that
w
Nite breads
Wake up buns
get out
of bed
so sad ploop killed catclock
hmmm
could probably overlay the poop on the cat clock but interlacing an image into a gif in gimp is hard
The shape of water was good
Thought it was fine when I watched it on a plane years ago
a bit heavy handed
How so? Granted, I just watched it 2 seconds ago so I'm always really positive on movies right after I finish
Then after I think about it, I'll realize "eh it wasn't that good"
The gay diner stuff was //and the conversation with the lead girl right after was really on the nose w
yeah i figured it was just him being lonely and desperate
"gay just because i can't get a girl" kinda vibe
I don't really get what heavy handed means to be honest
I'm pretty dumb
Unsubtle, basically dropping a line saying "these are allegories" into the dialogue
oooohhhh yeah there were also some racism "undertones" that were not undertones at all
And then misogynistic "undertones" that were not undertones at all
Hm it didn't bother me, but I just really cared about the creature and the main girl, everyone else was a side character I didn't care about
Yeah, that kind of thing, although I guess it’s kinda Guillermo Deltoro's style all the stuff in pan's labyrinth and the Pinocchio one he did about Francoism wasn’t exactly subtle either>>16168 >>16169
>>16168
it's a great movie but all the demons she sees and rules of her test are directly contrasted with things her abusive fascist stepfather does to her
>>16168
There’s the one where she can’t take any food from the demon with the hand eyes, and the surrounding scenes are him locking up the food in the village to keep it from the partisans
Huh!>>16167
I legitimately don't remember any undertones or I mean heavy handedness in Pan's Labyrinth
I love Pan's Labyrinth and uh... I think in english the devil's backbone?
I had to watch all of his movies for Spanish class and they were much better than the other films I was forced to watch www
>>16167
Yeah I remember that now
Well, I remember her saving the baby with that voodoo doll thing
And then he goes and kills it or whatever
The only thing I remember from Pan's Labryinth really is all the cool creatures and then the one scene where he sews his mouth back together and takes a swig of alcohol to sterilize it. I thought it was badass lol
>>16167
You know
Watching it, I never even noticed thatwhich is great cuz now im notice it next time I watch itwwwww
I wonder if The Devil's Backbone had any of that.
I enjoyed that movie because it takes -- well, any of Del Toro's movies, basically takes a horror movie plot and then rather than it being horror, it's either mysterious or adventerous or romantic
>>16171
yeah I didn't care for that tbh
We watched up to Pan's Labyrinth for Del Toro films because that's when he stopped making them in Spanish www
Cronos was the coolest concept, but I don't recommend it lol
Pretty shit tbh
wwwww
and Crimson Peaks…
was a movie
I liked itincest and all wwwwwbut a fair bit lighter on the themes that one
Didn’t watch the new Pinocchio yet though>>16169
it’s apparently uh
really unsubtle w
Strand type director
wwwwwww
hey you shut chyer mouth
I do find Del Toro to be, probably, my favorite director just for his scenery and costume design
It's also probably cuz I miss the heavy handedness shit
I mean
Hellboy 2 is a masterpiece
hey hey speaking of masterpieces uh>>16177
And spanish films
shit hold on
Have you seen Children of Men?
There's the long, uncut scene that's really famous, or at least, my professor told me it was famous.
>>16177
oh sweet
I never know how significant something is, like, my professors tell me "yeah this is a masterpiece" yeah but okay you said la sagrada montana was a masterpiece too and that thing was literal dog shit
All style zero substance but it’s really great style
>>16175>>16175
i think so? But quite a long time ago, don’t have strong memories of it
its a classic though, lots of cultural impact
Damn, I really am a gringo, I meant la montana sagrada
but anyway
It's bed time now
nibun
wow
nig ht
time 4tea
Nit ebuns
Wake up buns
i dun wanna
WAKE UP>>16191
>>16186
load up on guns
bring your friends
tomorrow we negotiate
cash rules everything around me
i might quit www
load up on buns
and bring your breads
Deculture
fix yer shitttt
uh
www
I mean you do you, I don't really mind
.......
fucking
whatever
I guess inline expansion works at least
bun
bunce
night bungs
wake up!!
AWAKENBUNS
stand up and be bunted
My three daughters turned up dead. Here's your OP bonus.
Manderly RAPS
passed the speech check and got a raise>>16226 >>16294
also are gyoza
>>16226
>>16225>>16225 >>16229
Yay!
gyoza?!
can't wait until I am back in a place that has real gyoza...
DECEMBER!
gyozagokkun
>>16226>>16230
ate gyoza***
it was pretty good
only 6 pisses though
real japanese gyoza from not japan
>>16229
waow
although I'm thinking of CHINESE gyoza w
japanese style harder to cum by
>Sengoku Youko recap
fuuuuuuuck
Have t watched yet
yoshiteru www
hey vip I got a question for you>>16238
I'm trying to get some porn from this guy but he only charges over fantia.jp
I don't have a card that works for some reason
Usually I just use paypal
Do you know a way to pay on fantia.jp?
>>16237
eh? Cards should work there again
no idea though, haven’t bought anything since before the bans
hmm, I could pay off fanbox.cc but fantia.jp is being blocked possibly. Maybe I'll try again later
Oh well
couldn't find his shit on exhentai or e-hentai so I dunno, guess I'm stuck
wow sad
Oh I guess most of the scrapers died too huh
https://spotlight.fantia.jp/news/240521_payment_method
fuck
Supposedly they were reversing that after a bunch of LDP suits went to Mastercard HQ to make a stink
#plop (16)
Nit ebuns!
Wake upbund
bibimbap for lunch>>16263
>>16257
Boss...
Big Bungus
Legalize Drugs & Murder
Abolish law
Criminalize plopping
>>16265
>>>/watch?v=ydzOTEwUAGw
I know it's a different ship but it made me think of that
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down the big lake they call gachimuchi
wah\
cunny
Wrong!
that’s a boy!
Nitebuns
Tim to wake upbuns>>16293
im awake>>16293
Waow>>16293
>>16282>>16295
>>16283
>>16284
uohh
>>16225>>16295
i got 10k raise on my annual salary ww
dungeon yes
need to move out of the projects first
www
too bad i still have to slave away my life for 10 years
>>16293
seggs
>>16294
wow, finally can buy sex slave wwwww
loli sex doll dungeon !
;_;
>>16297
wow
they're wrong!
wait
they've actually duff deviced it
WHY
wow sounds like Java
my seniors are people who tell me using ``continue'' is bad practice>>16296
i have to fix like
9 nested ifs nested in 3 loops
ifs have 5 (!!!) &&s or ||s
and then they teach me how continue is bad practice wwwwwwwww
guy really hates interfaces no
guy really hates abstract classes and wants everything to be interface www
why?????
DO NOT USE STANDARD LANGUAGE FEATURES
switch with fallover? BAD DESIGN! Who would ever use that!
jira taking 6GB now>>16303
wow
i saw in few cases where they have a loop and at the end there's continue
but... it's at the end.... it will continue anyways....
...
w
continue in the for(;;) head block
>>16300
what the heck
They're running AI in the tab! Still can't track epics properly anymore
i argued for half an hour to avoid doing something dumb ww>>16306
my design:
fileExists()
removeFile()
his design:
fileExistCheckerRemover(Boolean isOperationFileExistChecker)
???????????????????
>>16305
Spent an HOUR on wednesday
trying to find the missing 40 points
from jira
jesus fucking christ what
I mean, it's java, wouldn't it be like
have a child object of type File with methods remove and check
if isOperationFileExistsChecker and fileExists then it does something i mean you get the idea aaaaaaa>>16308
why merge 2 independent operations
yes
wwwwww
great now i'm thinking of better solutions ww
also fucking java stupid i wanted to assign the reference
no
one class only has getter no setter for the list
i can't do List list = &foo.getList()
and then list.add() because it wont update the thing
thanks java
it doesnt return the actual object
give me my pointers
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww>>16309
how very java
especially the naming
better solution:
struct t {
enum b { OPCHECK, OPREMOVE};
...
so many ideas
oh right java enums just flat out don't work
they're not enums
>>16307
List<arrayList> list
and you have to do like
arrays.asList(array) too
oh yeah that bullshit
return the value versus return the object vs update without returning
awful
There are a few libs that let you use pointers but they're awful, most of the minecraft mods use them now
LWJGL is all about getting pointers back w
>>16309
As soon as the buyout actually comes through for me I'm cutting and running w
reason to quit>>16308 >>16310
>>16308
buyout?!
...
we are too
somewhat
wwwwwww
nice
>>16309
Yeah, we're getting bought by the government of germany through the marshal plan, supposedly they're revaluing the fake shares we have to ~1y of salary as a lump sum
yeah it's 50% them 50% one other company, they're buying out the last of the independent holders wwwwww
playing many satisfactory>>16312 >>16317
just make me want to make more difficult minecraf mods
>>16311
you modication to satisfema shgood be satisfinalized withindulge the chweek
desperatfactory
or treatter than snackings
CHOCODS
Why contain it: #plop (17)
>>16311>>16320
factoriooooo
I
I have a lot of trouble telling my coworkers to code up to 80 char per line>>16320
It's painful trying to debug a 150 char if statement ;_;
Also we do data processing, no reason to have classes on classes on classes
It's a simple non-linear algorithm processing 1 frame of data. Just use a single function
I like the fortran programmers more than matlab programmers
>>16317
3d factorio, but not quite as deep
>>16319
wwwwww
I mean, long lines are fine if they are logically very tight but like anything with a bunch of grouped ORs can be it's own line
good old ken format:
if( a ||
b ||
wwwww
of course indented to line up
can't really think of any problem I've ever faced where object oriented stuff has helped rather than hindered
I like object oriented code for GUIs
But I just make everything a little submodule in Qt
And then a big object for the entire window with each widget in its QGridLayout
microui and a struct full of function pointers www
technically not object oriented!
Hey there's callbacks and those are tricky!
oof
the worst model of concurrency!
for all it's faults, at least Go forces everyone to use CSP wwwwww
and the only callbacks you can really do in C are LONGJMP
I don't really know concurrency, that was our weeder CS class and I never took it>>16326
It was a super hard class
>>16326
ooooo that is cook
cool*
Our professor showed the last few years of grades in the class and said "80% of the class passed last semester, so I had to make it more difficult this semester"
And that is when I changed classes
Fuck him
I got to use a supercomputer for that class>>16325
>>16325
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Never had one of those in CS, there were a bunch of writing profs like that though.
To be honest
I appreciate them not sticking with the mindset that each exam should be a 90% average and all pass
But c'mon dude
Some professors held our hand the entire time and others shoved their fist up our butt
Just, ya know, tickle our balls
Probably gotta change my supercomputer over to Linux instead of BSD ;_;
gpu support not good
You have your own supercomputer??
We wanted (as in our linux club) wanted to buy like 32 raspberry pi's and make it into a cheap supercomputer for students to practice working on a supercomputer without actually wasting time on a real supercomputer
But they hard to come by now
Bought a bunch of old boxes and threw old GPUs in them on a switch, all diskless nfs and pxe boot
with MPI configured
one node is actually pretty beefy though, probably gonna repurpose it since it’s got a bunch of 10G NICs
Wow that is sweet
That said, the PC market sucks, what is all this proprietary power source shit, why are SFF bodies and GPUs a thing w
Breasdification
Wait
Nitebyns
Mor ningbuns
gay>>16351 >>16359
>>16350
no!
I am not having brunch so it is STRAIGHT
Roland the breadless Thompson bunner
Busnbubs
>>16350
look at this nerd
only I haven't actually seen nor heard from smoobert all year ;_;
Hmm, not enough posting
need to be more annoying about it probably
https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/performance/what-is-http3/>>16372 >>16373
what fucking retarded bullshit is this
http2 has shortcomings?!
http3 has no shortcomings thank god
network.http.http3.enabled on firefox now it fucks up websites
goddamnit
enable without the d sorry
yande.re doesnt work anymroe
why would you ruin the internet when it was working just fine for years
who needs auth
joke
dunno about websocket protocol
it probably is like http3
wwwwwwww
wow, more stupid bullshit no one asked for, but now shackled to google's special protocol no one supports!
>>16371
wwww
shortcomings like not being able to nest protocols arbitrarily deep! Way more important than say, dedicated with line
dedicated auth line*
or maybe make the websocket protocol not fucking suck
>>16371>>16374 >>16402
websocket is a magic protocol where they decided to do both encoded length and sequence indicators so you could just be waiting forever on an endless stream of petabyte packets you have to hold on to until it terminates
>>16374
notably QUIC is on top of TCP, and the main use case I’ve seen is just dumping TCP or UDP on top of QUIC
wwwww
no market router supports it, or ever will (sadly same for IL), so it’s always going to be nested
Which means it’s not inherently more encrypted or whatever than just encryption on top of TCP
>HTTP historically used plaintext TCP, which has negative consequences for security, since anyone monitoring communications can read requests and responses. Today, websites and web browsers prefer to encrypt all HTTP communications to help keep everyone safer and protect sensitive data. QUIC's encryption by default supports that goal.>>16373
>>16373
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hilarious
CLUD protocol
Nerds>>16378 >>16379
>>16377
no u
bunbunbun bunbunnerd
>>16377hi
needhutao
wwwwwww
saw another hutao sex doll on Twitter recently too
Omoribuns
sasuga vip>>16391
>>16390
eeeeeeh??
wwwww
Kiririn is very silly>>16396
Night buns
>>16394
no u
silliest nerd
Mor ningbuns
>>16373
Isn't QUIC basically UDP?
It uses UDP but it’s more like HTTP the layer it operates on
the concept is to try and do TCP style verification in less roundtrips by wasting more of your resources opening a bunch of connections at once www
Somebody said this place was full of "Boney M Lyrics"
I wonder what they meant
It is mystery
vip pls>>16412
>>16411
eeh?
it's da bun
making postings wow
need to impress people into postings once again
hmm, had an idea for another plop animation, but I lost it, probably for the best I think it was a particularly annoying one
bun was the meanest cat
Is it meant to be a cat? I always thought it was a wolf seeing as how it awoos and all
The bunners were my homeland when I was but a child
They will be my deathbed when I've past my time
Don’t look back
for what’s bunned now is saved
take me back
on the crest of a wave
no more tears for your bunners lament
too much eldenring>>16421 >>16422
>>16420
no such thing
although I guess I stopped right before the DLC boss
not for any reason really, just didn’t have the time since I got into Yakuza 9 w
>>16420>>16424shotacon
>>16422>>16425
no shotas or lolis in elden ring dummy
>>16424
:V
The DLC endboss is a shota
wwww shota that never ages and that's why his uncle and sister want to groom him.
NHL draft buckos
www just about time to head 2 da bar |
haven't payed attention to the show in a few years, not that I agree with the suit man on much but prissy nords was right
>>16429
NHL/chel/the show or at least that's what it was when I was a wee bruiser www
The show?>>16428 >>16430
Ohhh
>bruiser
Wait was that a hockey name like midget/squirt?
Hoooold on you played hockey too???
>>16429
...
no..., it's a role
where you spend a lot of time in the box
>>16431
I mean, the pro leagues are kinda a mess, like whenever I see a game on TV I think of how much more tactical it was being in there than how they're playing www
That said NHL is practically a no checking league now, real shame wwwww
Same with college, ever since Big10 incorporated you don't get the bench clearers you used to with like Alaska-Fairbanks or Notredame
>>16431
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I got like, 1 hat trick, 6-7 goals total, probably north of a solid year of penalty minutes
Loved checking, knew all the techniques to make it as painful as possible, fully doing the rising J so they'd get fully lifted off the ground
got a season expulsion (on the last game of the season) for pulling out the Stone Cold Stunner on a guy who kept trying to punch me from behind while I was sitting in deflection position www
wwwww look>>16430
I am
retarded
okay
I played hockey for like 10 years and I don't know shit about the professional league
I never liked checking as a kid, or like
When I played jn high school, someone tried to fight me and I just looked at him like... what are you doing.. its a game
Oh I was the bottom of the barrel
Bad in every sport I ever tried wwww
We are --
You are the player I hated wwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwww living out the warren zevon song
Imma try and start watching sports so I can likehave friends and stuff to talk about wwww
;_;
I do have friends!
Just want more!
Or like idk my college friends are all into sports and I wasn't, so I'm tryna find more people like them, ya know?
Need to find people outside work
but be ing a college town a lot of the people around are uh
>friends outside work
Yes
www
Where
Yeah…
not so good prospects now that smoking and drugs are less popular
and you’re expected to be professional off the clock for basically every job now too
I
Goddamnit
Yeah, gonna go thru peeps hiking and try talking to peeps at sports bars too
Could probably take up beer leagues, or hunting
but like, expensive, and I don’t really want to kill and have to process anything
neee to figure out where to meet people to go on nature walks here
is meetup.com used there much?
That's what I do here
Any old things like advertisements on newspapers or forums are just really old people and.. they're nice and fun to talk to, but not to go play vidyas or try to date www
No idea
theres some app everyone in Lisbon uses but it is always Brits explicitly saying "no Americans" www
i wonder if the old ticket board for that kind of thing is still up in the student union basement
was at least still around and being used in 2015 same as they described it in On the Road
eternal bunshine of the spotless bread
nitebunce
Mor ningbunce
get outta bed
where they bungs>>16460
>>16457
in hell
they are dynamically
i'm not even going to start man
they are dynamically sucking dick>>16462
>>16461
good old DSD, using maps and the djcockstra algorithm and the pumping it lemma
gotta figure out how 2 regend the frontpage after clearing the spam
also should copy in the filter off 3fu
no buns...
the pimpin lemma
The great cludding
brebs
turn that nach into wine
turn that nach into wine!
this post sponsored by bonedad
Maybe he meant rivers of babylon
Moskau??
Bun bun bunsputin
Nightbun s
vip gitflow or tbd or what alternative do you recommend
we have no standards www might as well pick something
or maybe the best standard is not having one
Eh? We just use git, it does the things itself if you take the time to learn it.>>16488 >>16508
w
Morning bunce
>>16486
and notably have someone who a large part of their job is wrangling git
because no automation makes // is as good a solution as someone just giving a shit
if you rebase your life is forefit
Sorry, I thought the purpose of git was rebasing and using git blame
I'll commit random crap, oh it doesn't work anymore, rebase, alright it works now, then carefully step forward til it's all working together
I guess my style isn't the best either but it's how I like to use git
horrifying
wwww I guess they drilled into my head the golden rule back in uni: "Don't commit code that doesn't work" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
👀>>16494
uhh y-yeah
I was never given a uni course on git
My coworkers don't understand git and still email me their code wwww
I mean, we didn't really have a course on git, there were just a few that had it as //learning it as a weeder.
>>16493
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
just, on it's own or like
as patches
which would be far more useful...
Usually just a zip file of the entire folder or sometimes, since it's 1 func per file, just the extra files and then the edited file.>>16497
>>16496
Matlab babyyyy
>1 func per file>>16495
The state of programming.
>>16495
Nothing but horror stories about that language wwww
everything is indexed wrong
amazing
I understand the benefit of matlab. The "oh the index starts at 1 and not 0" is such a stupid argument, who the hell cares about that
But things like matlab GUIs being unresponsive and having weird quirks that no one else does, or the licensing on various systems being a hassle... those are real issues I feel like
>>16499
I find both of those fairly mundane
Once matlab gets into callbacks and GUIs is where it falls apart
Using matlab just for quick math like matrix multiplication and then a nice plot of the data is where it shines big time
Global namespace is kinda annoying but not the end of the world
they start at 1 and go row-wise instead of column wise>>16498
awful
lots of weird quirks like that that really add up
Well, all of this is subjective www
It has benefits, it has downsides -- just like all languages :)except rust
there are only downsides to rust
for loops are the only good thing man has ever invented, death to the slice cultists
wwwwwwwwwwww
Global namespace is fine, and where it isn't there are ample ways to deal with it, cracking headers or symbol level
Most times I do a slice loop, I realize later I also need the index and I really ought to have simply used a
for i in range(len(data))
instead of
for d in data
Just wish it was easier to type that range of len of
for(i=data[0];i!='\0';*i++)
undefeated
(do not do this)
>>16506
but what about ++i?
>>16506
...
1+3+4+4??
if it's 2 it's 2+4+5+5
although it depends on the compiler, I don't think it's actually in the spec that
preincrement returns at all
We get confused by i++ or i += 1 so we have to use i = i + 1>>16505
Okay vip vip
i = 1
x = i++ + ++i + ++i + i++
We could not fucking understand why it was the way it was
We had a thought and then we set
i = 2
and then it fell apart
Or we swapped the i++ vs ++i around and always failed
We spent like 2 hours on this (very productive, I know)I dont ghave a computer so I cant verify but it was dumb
hmmmm well
Oh well
always remember
the compiler is your enemy
https://blog.cr.yp.to/20240803-clang.html
>>16486>>16509
trunk based development or gitflow i mean
how to handle pull requests
when there are 10 pull requests
there are only downsides to rust
>>16508
I mean, TBD is the closest to what you should be doing
there's not really any call to have long-lived version branches unless you CADT some whole subsystem or something wwwwwww
it's how git was originally envisioned! The whole reason there aren't a bunch of the old SVN 'features' www
although directory pulling is missed...........
i agree but then reviews take too long
but i also dont like the idea of having a master branch a development branch and smaller branches that are merged to develop
why overcomplicate
less merge = better>>16512
Never found reviews too much of a burden but I guess CI linting/builders helps with that
github makes you pay for that stuff though (it's not really hard to set up on your own git host for free though, but our company is allergic to not spending money)
>>16511>>16513
not a burden but more like
no one else really bothers
shit gets approved immediately
ok then my initial assumption was right
my assumptions and educated guesses are right 99% of the time
good thing i don't have any say in what we do
Warning: This function has 27 cyclomatic complexity which is above the allowed amount (10)
i fix ^ this shit instead
Hell
yeah, that's pretty universal, no one likes reading other people's code, and it doesn't show up well on metrics
that's the whole reason for those stupid code quality linters and the issue checkboxes every project has for PRs
>>16512
good god damn
>>16514
Make a startup togetherinevitable failure in 3 months due 2 gaysex
you should become our lead dev instead>>16513 >>16515
based on our minecraft gameplay we work well together
Cks Co.
I am a straight white male with 0 fetishes now
too bad!
do i count as white? maybe not even white
we have all the filters enabled
they just put the code in smaller functions
50 nested ifs? no problem, just put them all in a separate function so the quality checks think it's fine
Blade Runner I've seen things speech but it's me describing our codebase
wwww get in charge of the git and put a bunch of code quality filters that auto-reject everyone else's code>>16516
>>16514
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
straight as an inner-city rail line and as few fetishes as a catholic neighborhood
wwww maximum stack depth: 3
I get that they suck in Java, something something enums again, but good god why are people allergic to switch()
>>16515>>16517
i saw something like
if(){
if() {
if ( && && && && && ) {
if ( && && || && ) {
switch
case:
thing ? a : b
case:
thing2 ? a : c
}
}
}
}
>>16516>>16519 >>16520
Yeah, that's a pretty standard Java pattern
The old minecraft source code pretty much enforces this kind of thing, fucking booleans. What was wrong with <<2 based enums?
Way more degenerate than aforementioned fetishes wwww
>>16519
But early returns are bad! Ignoring that that only applies to things which require constant time execution like password compare, and that if you do that you also need to ensure constant time execution...
at least it's not
try{
if (!bad){...}
else {throw new e}
} catch (e) {
return;
}
add 50 more ifs
>>16517>>16517
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
they are allergic to this design pattern:
if (bad)
return
/* thing when not bad */
instead they do
if (!bad) {
do shit
else
do nothing? do useless shit?
>>16517
>at least it's not
it's exactly that
pitching and catching being harmed by this try except shit
microsof teams worst program
at least it's not slack
i want to quit
wow me2
although I might have a chance to ascend to the plane of pet engineer that just goes to conferences all the time next month and doesn't have to actually use the tools anymore wwww
barring that just need to get my payout and run
wwwww hopefully get a job that gives me EU citizenship to do less annoying stuff
Kigu coding startup
if statements are complex>>16528
I always hafta draw state diagrams with testing nested if statements
>>16527
>>>/watch?v=m_Dp4nMr_AY
if(BooleanFactory<Boolean>.getFactoryInstance().createBoolean(new BooleanFactoryInfo(false)).testIsFalse((Boolean)caseObject.getBooleanValue(false))) || ...>>16526
>>16526
horriffic yet again
force everyone to make DRAKON state diagrams and mail them for approval before being allowed to write a line of code
www
wwwwwwwwww
I like matrices and matrix multiplication
These if statements and booleans are too complicated for meeeee
Just gimme the raw data
some day OpenCL will actually be something that can be used
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I kid
matrix SIMD and limited MIMD will always be locked down to NVIDIA cards with special drivers that have shit performance
I've been told GPUs have gotten much more useable for us in the past 20 years
Well, like, before GPUs were good at very large matrix multis but not many at the same time, like is done in graphics processing.
But now GPUs are powerful at small matrix multis but a lot repeatedly, which makes ML and BF very nice. :)
wwwwwww
a lot better at tessellation and fragment shading, which if you were a smart and clever programmer would make a lot of interesting possibilities and new ways to...
OR THEY COULD JUST FILL THE IO BUS WITH DMMS TO TRY AND BRUTE FORCE IT THE OLD WAY WOW
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
seriously, all the ML/AI GPUs are kinda shitty GPUs but with a bunch of fast flash memory on the IO port instead of making programmers grapple with hardware locality wwwww
why maintain state in the GPU when you can just PRETEND everything isn't IO bound!
I'm not that knowledgable about this honestly.
We have a hefty set up for beamforming and they all discuss the issue with IO, but I've never personally dealt with jt.
it*
well, 'problem with IO', the real issue is with data segmentation wwww
if you can cut up a problem into a bunch of sequential steps you can just pipeline and buffer swap a bunch and then get the final result
As my boss calls it "ping pong" the data :)
w
Second Cluddy
Buuuuuun
are you watching the gay sex with girls anime
Night boons
ok
gotta run, uh, be careful
WHY IS IT TRYING TO LOAD THE POSTS
ALL FROM ~SOMEWHERE~
A
ok, I think it works now>>16575
if you say something dumb and get autobanned DM me somewhere, but I'll look through it often as I can
night buns
Mornbuns
plop the fuck up
>>16575
no u
>>16567>>16574
faggot
My life is in shambles ;_;
nooooooooooo
wow
the price of faggotification
once you turn fag, you never turn back
That's a well known fact, inabun has never recovered.
hmm
not quite sure why redis.del() doesn't delete the thread...
e
Clud 2 clud
Night uns
Mor uns
Mor uh
ningbuns
wake up
He died to make men equal let us die to make men #plop (18)
Bunzzz
nite bunce
it's bunning time
Suns out buns our
Bun through the bungle
Thought it was a bunmare, but it’s all so real
Plopping plopping plopping plopping plopping
Now I know you’ll be loving this plop right here
Tommybun
plop you up, just for fun
wazaaaaaaaaaaapppppp
Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Wap
Paw
Pwa
w
Pl*p
it was him, officer
How could mahir chan betray me like this
Only bees and horses
gay>>16646
>>16644
omae no na
nothing gay about a cute girl just because she’s a boy
Nor the seminal British comedy "only fools and horses" or its many European remakes
Only foolz and horses
horses are kool
you are kool
bun is kool
no u
The cooler bun
buncraft?>>16655
ooooooooooooo
>>16654
Eh?
bung raft!??
Connection keeps dropping wow
Cannot handle the tsug eating plop picture
At Restaurant eating African 2night
>>16657
oh, might be NFS shitting the bed
bad protocol, who could have guessed
or maybe the cifs side
Yeah I was seeing it dying too>>16656
Wow
Minge raft
>>>/watch?v=tFWC-Gxz3kE>>16661
>>16660>>16662
the Georgian who talk funny
>>16661
>>>/watch?v=R7d3EVNaZHw
funny speak added to game
cool
w
ah HOI
never going to lose my time like that again www
niw back to Balatro wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hoi4 is easy though~~>>16665testfucli played it today. havent played since they added 2 more dlcs
it wasdifficult
e
sorry
i am
im drunk
ww
smirnoff iceww
wow
tested
>>16664
waow
that is not a very good alcohol
>>16666
the debil
wwww I mean, more UI is better in games!
get lost in menus!
more complicated, like minecraft,complicated minecraft mods is good
they added 500 new mechanics>>16665
this game is impossible
also checkem
i get they want to make it mor complex but why add unfun bullshit
military industrial complex you pick what the company adds as a bonus to the gun the division will use
yeah let's add more menus
and my screen is covered in popups great design
only play ussr, it's good, only need land warfare
who needs planes and ships, true gameplay
oyasumibuns
oyachumi
ohayo
hola
Not enough sleep blarg
PARTY TIME WOOOOOOOOO
Went back tosleep
Bnungs
Shimjeggi
E gg
bread>>16691
>>16690
Shred
fuck yeah
Waow waow
never really gone for that w
seems stressful
I found it stressful wwww
had to shut off half the factory to make it in time and had to think about which parts need to stay alive
wwwwwww
that’s way more planning than I’ve ever done, to even be able to selectively turn parts off wwwwwww
>>16696>>16702
ero
>>16701
kigu carryon
PYST 3: sexile
https://x.com/inchoshi/media
aaaaaaa
Nite bunguls
Get the fuck up
n-no
Up and outtabed
wake up!
once you plop you can't stop
Plop
plgop
Tuna
oyasumi bungses
Up in the bunning and out to plop
Get outta bed
who up plopping they buns
plop dammit
bredicated bram
>>16753
yes
watch zeta
I came here to plop at you
Tsoog
The nightingale sings such a beautiful tune
You can listen all night by the light of the moon
Now my song's not as pretty, but I'll say it again.
I am proud to be one of the buns in the glen.
There are now only crows and mourning doves in the soundscape
WAS A BUN>>16770
LITTLE BUN
HARDLY THERE
hm hm hm hm hmmmm
It's the tiiiiIIIIIIIME of your life
so live it well
seeeeee here a man is buuuuuun
and we pronounce him born to fight
with long hare over his shoulders, see how he carries him into the night
we'll make a bun of him, put him to a trade
teach him to play monopoly, not to sing in the rain
>>16768
So a story for this song
Buddy and I were roadtripping to Utah and we were playing the Pixar soundtrack the entire time
We stopped to get gas in the middle of nowhere Utah and there was some pub (or something) across the street from us.
This song was blaring in our car and across the street, we see police cars at the restaurant and they are pulling this dude out of the restaurant with his shirt off
And he gets thrown to the ground and "It's the tiiiiime of your life. So live it well" is just blaring
It was iconic
wwwww cool
don't think I have anything like that w
its all I got www
hmm, I wonder how pikeville is, always an interesting place to go through on roadtrips, blueridge parkway one of the best drives
Nite buners
Mor ningbuns
M orning
Correct
Land of the rising bun
bun arise
arise bun
>>16781>>16781
or just like
someone whose entire job is being the go-between
and JIRA master who can say 'no' to dumb shit
>>16780>>16780
need competent lead dev
i wish i were the one leading
you dont increase the scope ten fold when the deadline is fast approaching
wwww whole reason contractors are popular, they get to say 'more money, it isn't in the contract' wwwwwwwwwwwww
Can you do <thing which is impossible> as well, no ticket -- time to die>>16814
bunschilds controlling the bunner
Controlling the weather to destroy the technology hub of florida
hatobing
Sun no longer out but Buns remain out
The strongest bun survives alooooooone
Nightbuner
Bubnybsnubs
Get up
wakup buns
;_; where's the love!>>16810
>>16809
#1d8 (2)
bonus aura
>>16783
no worries i fixed everything i rewrote everything
had to work extra but better than using code that makes you suicidal
awful>>16819 >>16825
at least the suicide inducing code is someone else's problem here...
need to get out of here before they make me write python
taking certification class because I get bonus if I get certs www>>16825
probably can get a euro job with a few of these too
wwwwwwww
>>16815>>16825
wooo go python
NO!
DEATH TO THE BEAST
FEEEEEED THE BEAST
No!>>16826
tekkit maybe
never ftb
wwwww
thank you vip
Or VOLTZ www
>>16815>>16827
there are plans for making us write python as welk
>>16816
they love certs here
>>16819
no python
but go might be tolerable
>>16822>>16827
geg tech
ive been playinf hoi4 for 8 years now and only now i learn that line artillery is actually shit and ruins your stats in the long run
>>16825>>16828
Everyone love certs these days
even though they're dumb bullshit that mean nothing
GO sure is a language
but it's a better rail line
>>16826
creat
would be nice if someone made a CREAT + gegtek balanced pack
;
>>16827>>16829
i need to get mine as well but i dont want to move all my figs from my desk for online exam
why cant half naked plugsuit asuka be allowed in exams
>>16829
yes certífied in glue
wwww>>16828
Exam proctor please ignore all the naked anime loli figures covered in dried cum, they aren't helping me cheat!
>>16828
Hotglue certification
immediate C-suite promotion
only fools and horsegirls
kay, whats legitimately wrong with python? I haven't had any issues with it and I don't really make any footguns with it
Lets me program fast enough and if I need it faster, I make a Cython module
I guess it works for me in scientific work
I dont get it for web app or anything I suppose
I also didnt get burned on python2 -> python3 conversion
Goto and switch are in fact vital programming language features>>16850
slow yeah, threading model bad, print bad, insane object model uh
rhwres a bunch of weird shit like the first 150 odd numbers are slower to access for no reason??
Typing is in fact a good thing, or at least declarations
memory management also good if you want to do anything of note
did I mention that tab/whitespace being significant is retarded, and having WHICH of them you use being significant doubly so
also wwwwww datetime holy shit
actually a bunch of standard lib stuff like that is way easier in C despite that being the supposed strength like I could make a fmtprint datetime converter faster than figuring out how to make python create datetime and conver to print
>tab vs space
fuck
Yeah that's retarded
I really really enjoy the numeric python library.
It's a beast and I use that and scipy.
numpy + scipy is all I ever use Python for.
If those libraries exist elsewhere, hell, that's all fine by me. But having a stack of filters, all the windows, ezpz FFTs, mm baby
I wish they had better normalizers
But oh well.
I mainly really appreciate those two libraries
>>16840
the only experience I have with datetime is python's datetime and matlab's datetime
So I don't know any better
Also what's shitty is python's datetime only goes to milliseconds
Why do you need nanoseconds? Nope, not gonna happen.
You gotta use numpy's datetime to use nanoseconds.
Stupid
https://docs.python.org/3/library/datetime.html>>16839
http://man.9front.org/2/tmdate
wwwwwwwww
good god
In C we have nanosecond timer www
in vlong or int[4]
www but yeah I think the C solution for most of those is ‘use cuda shaders stupid’
timedelta is retarded too
It took a while but I eventually understood it
>cuda
oof
oooof
I say oof but honestly the cuda functions are pretty decent honestly
Well I've only had to use the FFT function for beamforming but still
Well openCL will be real one day!
for real
not just one of khrobos's many abandoned children
http://man.9front.org/2/sat>>16849
forgot we had this w
plorp
gnighngt bungs
>>16843>>16852 >>16863
yes theres sat solver
i was going to use it actually
ah maybe i shouldve fuck that wouldve been so cool
>>16838>>16852
i had to use 4 libraries to convert between types dont remember exactly but it looked something like
python std math lib -> MathSex -> SexMathLib -> MathToSex -> String
oh and when i installed a new version it somehow nuked the old one and removed my installed dependencies with it. or hid them somewhere.>>16852
i think i only upgraded X.X.2 sorry
3.X.2 to 3.X.3 lol
solution is to use Le Containerz
everything should work with conrainers!!!
please always silently nuke my dependencies
>>16849
wwwwww
there are several python scripts I have here that are just exec wrappers for 9c progs I made
>>16850
>>16851
Yeah that’s pretty typical in python. It’s a simple program with only 10 lines of code! 8 of them are imports of random libraries with a billion dependencies!
wwwwwww containerization doesn’t solve that problem, just makes it so you are less likely to update
Solving the dynamic linking problem, that dynamic linking is pointless, by never updating and sending out versions of dynamic libs with your program, never mind the only reason to link dynamically is so someone can replace the lib with a new version and get security updates or whatever "without recompiling dependent programs" wwwwwwwwww
b-but, avoiding duplication, saving disk space!
avoiding duplication by having multiple versions of the library on the disk instead of compiling it in to programs that are generally not much bigger than the PIC/PIE overhead w
plop delay unit
i was going to take half day off>>16857
guess what i did instead all day
there was a cyclic dependency...
it failed once, then it succeeded in deployment then it failed 6 more times so i was surprised
if youre writing code with cyclic dependencies you should pick a different job
or better, commit suicide
how can you have 15 years of experience but then write cyclic code
what the fuck man
>>16856
cyclic dependencies are the linux way now! Everything depends on DBUS which depents on things that depend on it, magical.
recommended deployment method on the github is docker -> not getting installed ever
we have 5 billion tools yet none can compensate for lack of brain
i want to write in C like in the song
how has every other language fucked up file operations so badly
why does OPEN in python have different cases for 'binary' and 'text' wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
was read() really that hard for people
Welcome my son, to the bunchine
>>16849
remind me to do thus sometime
i have a cool idea
this*
wwww
I mean, I have no idea how efficient that is, probably not exceedingly.
if only you could make your code all C and just expose the I/O to python wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
frustrating the spirit of the standards
Only 90s kids remember
None of the BLACK employees showed up at all
The guy Walton Simons was talking about
get him to the gock starring rustle brand
boys
plopped out before his time
GIMP has stopped responding
…
it does have 7G memory grabbed and 20% CPU
#plop (19)
>>16877
wowowowbut it was cute when it was smaller looking too~
I mean, of course~~
big enough compared to anime girl for good hogluing videos now wwwww
losing 30kg was a good idea>>16876
my penisu looks way bigger now
i bet you would like to see it vip
need to lose like 10-15 more
stronger now from exercising every day but haven't lost all that much weight yet ;_;>>16882
more than just /see/ even wwwwwww
wwwwww
>>16878>>16884
im anti gym
anti workout
anti health
anti stronf
we need weak men who work and obey the system
i recommend cup noodle diet to weaken muscles
>>16882
weak girlymen like bun
waow
we should split girly weakboys together
And kiggers of course
Don’t you wanna come with me
dont you wanna feel my buns on your buns
its only naturalllllll
Nightybnunses
wow wow
SUPER SPECIAL
Morn ingbuns
GET UP
Wageup
>>16897
CHINPO WARRIORS
Bunce
Agent o-range
Wow
loligatari
plop like you mean it
nitebung
Mornbung
https://x.com/Ling_zirin/status/1845381712907469095
wwwwww
hu Tao!
plaurping
niguht bunwts
MOR NINGBUNS!>>16980 ➡
should probably figure out why NFS keeps dying
GET your asses UP>>16980 ➡
your site was down!! :(>>16945
>>16944
lies
I took a screenshot and then realized... it's not like I can send it anywhere but here wwwww
oh w
yeah the FS cache ate shit for some reason
RIP inabun
>>16949
killed by anti-posting partisans
RIP
rest in peace, he had a good run>>16948
plopping with it
>>16951
wow
what a FAT thread
there's almost 2k posts in this thread!>>16950
If only there were more people around we could form a committee for the provisional establishment ofa new thread
I VETO
that sounds like counterrevolutionary thought
PLOPS, GET HIM
NOOOOOOOOOooooooo
#plop (20)
Plopmorphosis
>>16964
weirdly this post didn’t load until after I made the other two
I'll see that happen on other liveboards too yeah
LEWD
oh wait i meant
gay
Les beans
piss boy hahahaha look at him
I don’t think bagel here is pissing
Just a cute pose!
nitebunce
deus ex withdrawal symptoms are real>>16983
that's terror
>>16981
do you have a single fact to back that up?
100% PLOP
plopping at the wailing wall
who plops the plopmen
Jeff Goldplop
what>>16996
>>16994
it's adding the bans automatically, but not deleting the posts or images
because async is garbage
ah
that sucks, you keep on testing, all good
time for more testing
WHY
i'm not a real doctor but I am a real bread
Sleepabunz
nuh uh
damn vip>>17022
>>17021
bpi
Morngignbusbns
wakeu p
we need enough dicks pace>>17032
>>17028>>17032
kawaii
>>17029
Big Dicks dedicated to da WORM
>>17030
plopified
bung images are on a WORM
never made into bengi sadly
have you #plop (21)'d yet today?
Plopbeast power
those are quite the bazongas>>17041
>>17040
Oniimom too powerful
>>17044
bunners
bun>>17043
bbbbreadify
>>17046
He is in immense pain
Now that is a work of art right there>>17045
I don't really like any of thooooooose things
But iiiiiiii likeeeee buuuuuuuun
Teatime for metime
DID SOMEBODY SAY AIR?>>17052
Listen up Bunners, we've something great for you
It's something you can feel and breathe and see right through
...
fell behind
AIR AIR AIR
It'll blow you right away
k bed time>>17052
>>17051
nite
>>17050
you don’t can’t beat airman
Bunnivht
>>>/watch?v=anMadm6UG-E
Bundmorn
>>>/dqn/
nitebunce
Morbund
wake up
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bunstacks reaching like the arms of god
tsugu like you mean it
oh sweet buni I'm sinking dooooooooown
>>>/watch?v=GU0Q_oBNDgU
Yukkuri with legs
damnit forgot to spoiler>>17098
i'll spoiler this instead
>>17096
wow
Boy boy gay sex
Gay girls ex too
Bisexual aex
Reality incursion
cute
Meidoboys…
nightobunges
its bunning time
Bunbunbun in the sunsunsun
Till ploppy takes the gun away
plo
bignahid
nightbunnaurs
Morgborga
GET UP
Plive plaugh plaughp
Brunces
Blarnce
>>17147
cute
She about to be eaten
noooooo
Nite buns
tomorrow fucctorio dlc w
oooooooo>>17156
Bungmorning
>>17155
wow a ghost
fuccboyrio
plopify
because every plop
has his day
like every woman she gets her own waaaaaaay
Plob
Plov
Oyasum ibuns
Wake upbuns
get out
of bed
>>17171
holy shit
a dogre
no>>17170
you can't make fun of me for not having F row or the number keys anymore>>17175
i have the FULL SIZE
FULL POWER
>>17174
Finally, now you can play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas as it was meant to be played, with fucking lunatic control scheme
i forgot which game we were playing
i remember not having f row made it impossible to do something
minecraft??
wow wow
now that you have the full SIZE full LENGTH BIG DICK keyboard you can uh
see where to place torches
and what the chunk boundaries are...
yeah that was probably it, since multiblocks can't go across them
w
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#mine (undefined)
hmm
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uh
#mine (undefined)
oh right
#mine
hhhh
#mine
why...
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wh
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Emine
#mine (undefined)
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#d100 (13)
#2d100 (25, 4 = 29)
#2d100 (89, 53 = 142)
#plop (23)
#mine (0)
#q (BoA/HIBIKi SOUND FACTORY - duvet Cyberia reMIX / hololive IDOL PROJECT - Suspect / Buriru feat. Hatsune Miku - Himitsu Keisatsu / Chikada "JJ" Wasei - Professed Intention and Real Intention / STARRY PLANET☆ - Kirari☆Party♪Time)
#mine (0)
#mine (undefined)
#mine (undefined)
#q (hololive IDOL PROJECT - Suspect / Buriru feat. Hatsune Miku - Himitsu Keisatsu / Chikada "JJ" Wasei - Professed Intention and Real Intention / STARRY PLANET☆ - Kirari☆Party♪Time / Cyberia - speEd)
#q (hololive IDOL PROJECT - Suspect / Buriru feat. Hatsune Miku - Himitsu Keisatsu / Chikada "JJ" Wasei - Professed Intention and Real Intention / STARRY PLANET☆ - Kirari☆Party♪Time / Cyberia - speEd)
#mine (undefined)
#q (hololive IDOL PROJECT - Suspect / Buriru feat. Hatsune Miku - Himitsu Keisatsu / Chikada "JJ" Wasei - Professed Intention and Real Intention / STARRY PLANET☆ - Kirari☆Party♪Time / Cyberia - speEd)
#mine (undefined)
#8ball (ur gay)
#8ball (shouganai)
#q (Buriru feat. Hatsune Miku - Himitsu Keisatsu / Chikada "JJ" Wasei - Professed Intention and Real Intention / STARRY PLANET☆ - Kirari☆Party♪Time / Cyberia - speEd / Dola, Ryushen - Shangri-La)
#mine (undefined)
#mine (undefined)
#q (Chikada "JJ" Wasei - Professed Intention and Real Intention / STARRY PLANET☆ - Kirari☆Party♪Time / Cyberia - speEd / Dola, Ryushen - Shangri-La / Mori Calliope - Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?)
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 0/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
fuck it whatever
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 0/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 1/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
wow
look at that
it works
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 0/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
wow
Mincxavft
damn
I got to the mayuri ending in the steins;gate vn and I cried like a baby
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 0/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
should probably set the MOTD to what modpack it is and also the IP or something
Nitrbhngers
Get upbunes
Where are them plopping fellows>>17223
>>17220
uwah
Don’t can’t beat airman for real
niteb eds
helo wat is dis bord ??>>17231
>>17230
terror
Horror even
whorer tyvm
Haaara
no, I don't understand, when do candybar fails us we really do live in a world of terror
That’s terror
that's error
>>17245
wow
show me ur hole
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 0/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
digging a hole>>17244
do you know>>17247
what a pain in the ass it was to make that work?
it's fucking hysterical how dogshit nodejs's three different modes simply do not work together, so if something is written in async you get to go and fuck yourself with any sequential or promise code
or with any other async code
the end result is that the best way to do this is write an independent submodule program and then dump it in childProcess.executeSync or whatever
>>17246>>17248
this exact problem recently caused a project to get cancelled and people were fired to shrink team size
haha
turns out project is too ambitious for shitware flamework like nodejs
i never used it so idunno
oof>>17251
>>17247
Every project is too ambitious for nodeJS
cat is too ambitious for nodeJS
>>17249
write in C
turn out better.
>>17250
wow wow
nodeJS is a completely different language than that now! Isn't that exciting, a full new mode of concurrency has been added in the time between wwww
one that ALSO sucks
i have a project for nodeJS>>17248
porn web site
wait a minute>>17248
i lied
i used nodejs in uni wwwww
it was 5 years ago i forgot
>>17248>>17252
NodeJS++
wow cunncrunchy
3?!
www
WHAT
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
this is some Rust level of implementation
are they drunk
who is designing these oh...
no one's designing right
people are just making pull requests and they get merged
>>17252
yeah i read something like that Rust webASM
sigh
did I mention that despite having THREE different concurrency methods>>17251
nodeJS is a single-threaded language?
so the result is that there is a parallel execute mode, which does not execute in parallel but rather in pipeline, which is different from the pipeline mode which does something completely different, also there's waterfall which as far as I can tell is just the same as pipeline?
>>17251
don't worry, this is the main use case for Rust, to be transpiled into webASM and either hosted as Node or talking to a Node backend.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yeah even the original dev hates node, posted a long anti-nodeJS screed a full decade ago
https://harmful.cat-v.org/software/node.js
wwwwww
on the other hand i learned that jaxb doesn't validate required or nillable fields by default>>17254
people made an issue in 2007
it's 2024
java is going strong
or slow
is java still going?
https://harmful.cat-v.org/software/java
>>17253
Java's development is speeding up, look how high they've pushed the version number in just a few short years!
The Firefox method of development, make the number bigger but don't make any actual bugfixes wwww
>Java is a DSL to transform big XML documents into long exception stack traces. – Scott Bellware>>17256
hahahahahaha
reading this again feels even better
BuilderFactory
sequel to
MineCraft
at least it gave us minecraft>>17257
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
now even microsoft is shackled to writing unsupportable towers of factoryvisitoriteratorfactors
>>17255
Naturally for the reimplementation of Minecraft they chose C#, which has all the shortfalls of Java, but uh
uh
is owned by microsoft?
>>17257
oh maybe, I know VintageStory is C# sadly
no one doing minecraft/-likes seems much interested in SIMD though,e ven though it's uniquely suited to it www
>>17256>>17256 >>17258 >>17260
OH NO
really
i thought they used C++
https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/26546605064461-Coding-Language-change
>Please, change the language from C++ to C-Sharp, Python, or HTML5.
>C++ makes the performance poor, has tons of bugs, and huge amounts of lag
this is true
but please don't change it to C# or Python or HTML5
>>17257
wwwwwww
C++ has problems because memory management sucks in it compared to C, let's put it in a language that doesn't have memory management!
wwwwwww the most popular Java mods improve performance by using a bunch of frameworks that let them drop into explicit malloc and free calls
>>17257
wwwwww
just use rust ez
just rewrite in RUST it's *MEMORY SAFE*
and so is INTERCAL! but there isn't an evangelist strike force waiting to demand you make your program useless with it in every successful project's request page wwwwww
Breceds
Why he got the aotume
ffs>>17268
>>17267
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It's P0ints/hampoints
https://exhentai.org/g/1348426/2dd9b0b1cc/
this guy but they don’t have that on there or the trike kne
nightbungers
Morbing buns
#8ball (wow rude)
how rooood
Root
i am groot
wow
wwww
that fuckin picture
tsoog chewin through it
soldiers
rolly pollies!
Pillbugugs
Paul>>17297
I...
I...
I thought you were going to bed.
>>17296
A SLEEP gun is the most silent way to eliminate manderly
oyasumibuns
Mor ningbuns
Wake up
Get plopping
against my orders
its plopping time
always time to plop
uoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh>>17316 >>17317
>>17314
Lolicon
>>17314
I can't believe the woke left is trying to cancel the penis centipedes
Outdonesia
nightbuns
Mor ningbugs
Get outtabed
!!!!>>17344
>>17341>>17345
wao!
>>17344
inabunmobile
the real /bun/>>17350
>>17349
One and only
a bun in a coconut tree!
Terrible place for him to be
nitebungs
i dance myself to sleep with the boogie woogie buns
Wake upbunners
Oyasumibuns
Wake
upbunges
WAKE UPDAMMIT
he is here>>17382 >>17385
>>17381
the great bunner
and he must bunnify
breadify
>>17381>>17386
sorry he's not here
>>17385
Why is whom is not him here?
slepbuns
Wake up buns
but spooky
micke>>17405
>>17404>>17423
wait
are you also at mikkr expo?
The same one uhhkun is at? Wwwwwww
now you can sex
100 trillion beer night
>>17409>>17414
wow wwwwww
>>17413
da holy spirit
aaa! spooky ghost!
Terrifying
Night bunres
Scaaaary morningbuns
Get spooked
>>17405>>17424 >>17426
uhh-kun was there too?
nice
i had vip ticket
miku expo was kinda shit though
they only played new songs and on a tiny hologram
i knew 0
lots of cosplayers
twintails
and it smelled pretty good
>>17423
Yeah, she said she only knew two of the songs since they were almost all new ones wwwwww
len banana
>>17423
sex with len cosplayers~!
Spook
hors alone on board and you move him around
Apooooooky
my favorite spooky song about ghosts and gobilisn Dance witht he Deveil by Immpral tEchniuque
pamr ilr
Nachtbunhs
Wake upbumners
no!
Getup>>17450
>>17445
what a cutie
Which a cute
boy
do you feel uphill?
plopwar
wwwwwwwwww
This little thing
plopstwar world order
nitebunce
Wake up
WAKE UO
ahh!
scawwy
i may have no time for minecraft>>17472
but somehow i have time for hoi4
play hoi4
>>17471
…
awful
we should mine craft!
uh or factorio ?
>>17473
have the fuccboyrio DLC?
hoi4 is like minecraft!!>>17472 >>17480
i want to play factorio too actually
but hoi4 takes over
only hoi4
the only game
honly gaime
no only base game
never played it
i only play hoi4
i remember my friend told me exacty 8 years ago
"you only play hoi4"
yes
i only play hoi4
no!
play not-hoi
#poi !
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 0/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
it's Gregtech New Horizion but I haven't logged in or played at all
poi4
fucktoryr
and who posted that 8-bit inaban sakura
>>17473
play wolfdungeon again
one game to rule them all>>17482
>>17481
Balatro?
wwwwww honkey impack three
Butts of iron
Peeb
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 1/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
hmmmm
something something FORGE doesn't use the 1.7+ ver of SLP or the SLP lib doesn't do it
oh well
them that mine must craft
yah breadtani
nitebuns
Mirninscubse
days and nights they battled
the bun-tu to their knees
ding dong the animation>>17507
featuring my tralala
>>17506
From PRODUCTION DINGDANGDONG?
miningening myself some crafts
Moccr
ooo you touch my tralala
mmm my ding ding dong
Dingdingdingdingdodoooooo
nitebuns
why are people so afraid of merging to master>>17524
there are at least 6 ways to recover from a bad merge
goal was to update to new java version
i did that 2 months ago
on top of that added 10 other things
now we have a monster pull request that was reviewed 5 times tested 5 times but never merged
every time something new was added it broke something so had to be tested again
now there's a new app depending on its completion
only if we had merged 2 months ago it wouldnt be a problem
what kind of shit planning is this
then i see comments like: Why int and not Integer>>17524
how about we merge this already
>>17523
because int works and integer is stupid bullshit for retards???
What the fuck
>>17522
wwww
at least when we break things we can blame someone else for blocking it
massive release merges…… madness but business likes it more than small good changes
Or like only one guy knows how one of the systems works
and he’s gone all of the time
minge ruft
test
ok good
icles>>17531
>>17530
my favorite Greek hero
FORESKIN
Nitrbynce
Mor ningbunges
ningbuns?
bungs
B’ninguses
aaaaaaa
Ouasymobunnefd
Wake nunns
z
where the plopncs goe
https://www.techrepublic.com/article/cisa-fbi-memory-safety-recommendations/
saw on /g/
uhoh
government loves rust
wwwwww
I mean, it's the government, they love stupid bullshit that doesn't work!
Bebebreb
Tiredbuns>>17578
I've been in Boston more times than I ever expected to be.
Nitrbubs
>>17575
wowowowowow why in baulston?
worst fucking airport, only one with fully separate int/nat gates that you have to fully exit and reenter to change
this time I’m doing JFK w
aaaaaaa
night 4real
Mor ningbunhers
wake your asses up
clud computing
Note bunce
Wake the fuck
upbuns
plibbidyplop
:V
>>>/watch?v=mSknN9nE40Q
wow>>17615
roshin
>>17613
no
tuvan
Nigh bunse
mornnuns
Morbunning
No more business trips for a monthhhh>>17625
Wait no I gotta graduate
Does that count?
>>17624>>17637
waoe
i have two business trips over the next month
Everything in motion too much, then back off to Europe at the end of the month
oh right you went to grad school wwwwwwwwww
Wish they would let me drive out instead of flying …
#plop (24)
Comr
>>17625>>17638
ooh nice!
>>17637
well, the return to Europe will be
not as excited to be in bumbfuck Indiana
Retvrnn
Bamsketbak
Nitebuncew
Wake,, upbunce
Wake upbund
Bredification ritual
He said, bunners, it's been good to know ya
The VIPPER wired in he had water coming in
and the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight, came the wreck of the edmund fitzgeraldddd
11 plops an hour
such a deadly speed
11 plops an hour
at the time and place of greed
Waow
its seibah
nightbuuu s
nibbu
n
Mor nangbanus
play it
play the grim
I don't think I have it>>17682
I remember playing the original way back when but don't remember much
all I know how 2 do is minecraf
and tsug of course
plopping abouit
ploooooopers
ploop
ploopy
Plop on the floor
they should make horse shoes out of uranium
to give the horses all cancer!
wow
CIFS is shit
linux fix your 9p driver already, it’s been 20 years
>>17669>>17684
you help terrorists take down your corrupt boss
good game
lots of movie references
movie inspirations i mean>>17685
they dont make a reference directly
>>17682
wwwww yeah I remember the original a bit
those old Lucas arts games were all so good
and sierra
oh there’s a new CYAN game, Firmament? All the old writers, looks better than OBDUCTION.
>>17683
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i remember LSL was a bit more blatant about that
Thread is getting hard to load on mobile, someone aught to make a new one>>17710
nite buns
Morngbugnsn
get the fuck up>>17710
bunce
>8-bit inaban
>24 bits
Where the bunce at
bring the bunce back home
Boys
>>17686
no
>>17697
no
viiiiiiiiiiip>>17713
help me
qt requires a lot of packages and
>xkbcommon-x11 required
*not found too
>sudo apt install libxkbcommon-x11-0
>libxkbcommon-x11-0 is already the newest version
fuck im retarded pls delete this message
>>17712
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
xkb fucking sucks though, at least it’s better than what it replaces, so everything has to support both xkb and xlib!
and also the three for Wayland yay!
None of them believe in global handles despite there being more of a global context there than in w32 which does have rhat
Oniichan
Nitebunses
Mor naungbugs
plllbibibibiddy
I swear to fuck
dearh to microsoft
doe a dearh>>17726
a female dearh
>>17725
wwwwwwww I've sent that to my friend group and they did not approve>>17728
>>17727
wow
homophobic friends that don't want you to suck a dick and/or die
awful
i mean we just launched the first rocket in factorio so we dont wanna die before we figure out how the FUCK to do anything with it>>17731
raaaa it is frustrating
id suck a dick out of frustration
Been playing minecraf recently
CREATE wwwwww
>>17729
think I was right about there last time I played a few weeks ago
a real time eater w
OK! I think I got it working on 9p, gotta fuck with fstab and reboot it again.
well
back to CIFS it is!
Why it even cares about Filemode I don’t know
Plop
ploop>>17742
>>17741
plibbity
nightbuuuns
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk>>17746
you need turrets for these medium asteroids
and we are baaaarely gonna make it
looks like we are really stuck for a while
Mornin gbuns
>>17743
time to get efficient wwwww
death to horses>>17754
>>17754
no horses
death to horse
>>17752>>17753
neigh!
tsuggggg
we put laser turrets on our spacecraft and immediately ran out of power
that was a mistake
back to the ol' drawing board>>17764
aka going to sleep
>>17763
NUCLEAR POWER ALL DA WAY
Oyasumibujners
Margningbuns
GET THE FUCK UP
GET UP>>17775
>>17770>>17776
n-no
>>17775
Need to lure more posters to here
by pestering them constantly
oooo quad sevens>>17779
>>17778
a very lucky post
a very lucky plop
the bestest of plops
always makes me laugh
glory 2 soviet france
Snonbs
tsuuuug
Htbtsg
Hatibre
Plophammer 40k
Plophammer fantasy
These days, if you plop, they arrest you, and put you in jail
Night bussins
morbuns>>17802
>>17801
how early
morbibungus
Time 2 drive across the state>>17818
Buuuungd
Cert problem
wow
Nert problem
cert fixed
Where are the bunsses
Come out and plop
Zunder
>>17806>>17819
for hunting?
>>17818
for work sadly
meeeeetings
Nitrbuuungs
Mourningbucges
!!
Plop like refugees
nonstop pop pop stainless tsug
ploplop lloppplo
Hes going for piss pants
he’s going peeeeeee
shes all alone in her time of neeeeed
>>17849
plopping plopping plopping plopping!
Vip per pls>>17848 >>17851 >>17854
mining those crafts
>>17849
the inner bung
>>17852
no, just one of him
bun bun bun!>>17851
nightbunce
>>17849
#plop (25)
mineceaft hoi4 mod>>17857
Turn on the light it’s morning on the bun
>>17856
wwwwwwww
replace Germany with the stupid new pig people
GPU died wow wow
need a new one...
plibbity plobbers
whence ploppeth
tsog
ploplplplolpplplplplplopopopo
lop
>>17847>>17868
damn what a comeback
>>17867
WRONG, she is furuiten
she must draw a 4 to salvage her 2 han
;_;
shush
wwwwwww
hey vip>>17872
what gui framework do you recommend?
>>17871
microui is The One Portable Good One!
wwwwwwww even works on plan9! With massive caveats about old swapping (on 9front I mean, the rest of the world has given up on display siding)
oh I was thinking of gtk vs qt but uh>>17874
didn't know if there was something else good out there too
microui kinda just looks like the smallest little wrapper possible with nothing to it
>>17874
I was hoping for, like, good plotting and data visualization frameworks and such too
>unstable
yeah you got that right there. I use Qt a lot and it's quite the case when something random just stops working for supposedly no reason after I add 2 variables or something
>>17873>>17873
Wwww
yeah those are both super over complicated and unstable
Plus they’re like, tied in to GNOME/KDE in such a way that they’re huge DE lock-in mechanisms
there's a bunch of libnuklear frameworks (?, mostly not big enough to be called that) that are pretty cool too
libcontrol wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Don't use curses(/ncurses) TUIs are heresy
nigt busn
no!
the factorio must flow!
grow*
too much Dune lol
glory to the omnissaih
just got past the first factoryworld bit in RT
Wake up the bunce again
>> Linux has slowly become Windows-lite>>17888 >>17889
Except for the lite part.
>>17886
windows without pipes that work!
and win32 is less annoying than xcb/xlib www
>>17886
meant to quote 2nd half as well whoops
hoi4 factorio mod>>17891
it is there
there's even story driven MLP mod
you can replace portraits with shotas
historical
iosif dzhugashvili shota
>>17890
hoi4 gay sex mod where all the fighting is replaced with various types of shota sex
Could even sell that one on steam, sex with Hitler is fine, just as long as it’s not an anime VN
Cum has higher contrast against shadowbagel
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 1/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
time to seek out some GPU exploding textures
touhou doesn't seem to work anymore sad
...
not this one
finally, now to actually play the game
uh
poop
Plibiers
ploppers
Taking ploppers nasaly
you feel really well rested (x15)
w
Oyasumerbrops
Morningbhsnn
so much fun fun in the bun bun>>17916
buns, I said what I said
I'd rather be bunners than dead
>>17914
till daddy takes the gun away
timecraft, for minecraft
wwww
bun
crinecraft
minemine min mineminemine minemine
bringecraft
brinecrafg
bringienorncran
One day I will come to /bun/ and see VIPPER posting a kigu and just mash his keyboard and press Done>>17931
We're getting close to that day
they got the BIG CIRNO FREEZER>>18007 >>18011
>>17929
XTWITTER not work on my PC anymore so I can't autodownload kigger pics sadly
Hertr
wwwww
And hutr
learnin how to make good sql queries>>17941
aw nerd hours here we go
real kigger feelin>>17941
>>17938>>17949
First step in make good sql queries: don’t
if you must do as few as possible as simply as possible
anything not the very most common and simple CRUD will fuck up in disastrous and novel ways
>>17940
everybody run from a kigger with a gun
cirno is quite a long ways off though
founder of 4chan
nitebuns
minnnneeeee caecft
>>17941>>17951
It's probably not SQL's fault, but my coworker's code took 30 seconds to parse ~400 database entries and I said... prolly doesnt take that long to which she replied, there's nothing I can do about it
So I don't really think it's SQL's fault and it's prolly her fault
But I'm gonna at least be familiar with "good" SQL queries
Plopmorning
>>17949
that does sound wrong, if it’s multiple queries or something could be
or just the server w
probably just needs a simple JOIN or something if it's doing multiple pulls from different tables
I don't _really_ know what's going on, I helped fix another thing>>17954
Hey vip wtf why isn't that italicized
I dropped her query from 60 sec to 30 sec by parsing user input more efficiently but uh now I wanna look at the next 30 sec issue
Pains me to not finish a problem
>>17953>>17959
wwwwwwwwwwww
*b*
no we don't do that here
user input in an SQL query?! oh no
wwww where's that old lolicon artist that called himself SQL
>>17954>>17960
wwwww
I know but
User input is only integer
and if not integer, ir crashes
it*
as in it tells you your query is bad
>>17959
Integer -- INJECT INTO ADMIN)USERS
Actually I'm realizing it's not even that wwww, there's only a set of integers allowed too wwww
Anyway uh so my coworker was loading the following on a single event:
Reading ~800 files, then performing ~1200 SQL queries.
If I may toot my own horn a bit, but I got it down to reading 1 file and 4 SQL queries. Now the SQL queries are like 5000 characters each but hey
Takes 0.4-0.6 seconds now
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I mean, what's the point of SQL if you have files but eh
could probably get it down to 1 with the proper packet separation and joins
yeah uh our database is horrible>>17964
first introduction to SQL and there's ~100 tables, event_id is not unique and the database is basically just info to folder paths and lists of pngs
>>17964
bro I wanted to slap the creator (1 chair over) for using the same fucking id
wwwwwwwww
it isn't for us cuz there may be 2 boats at the same coordinates at the same time for a joint trial
Although not exactly the same coords lol
>>17963>>17963
this is EVERY sql deployment
what do you MEAN that the only unique joining field is PHYSICAL LOCATION COORDINATES IN LONGLAT??????
www address is in 3 different formats in different tables and they're all wrong, and none of them are the actual one we are legally required to keep?????
>>17965
Yeah don't use anything that isn't in the base CRUD set, AVLs and PLSQL are BAD
even directional joins are a bit iffy
wwwwww okay okay>>17964
you got me vip
I'll say it felt good to clean this up
I learned about subqueries and it's like eeeehhhhh imma just stick with 4 separate queries
ok ok
>directional join
hmm didnt know this existed
I have no reason to use it but
test
test
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 1/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
>>17968
yeah that's been that way forever
might even do that on /tea/ wwwww
imma test again
yeah So
Okay if you post, press Return, the post stays open. Then write another post and only the first word works and it goes to the old post wwwww>>17966
>>17971
kijiophone
oh i guess im just retarded eh>>17970
Snowing…
MNing of the crafts
Why change dicks in the middle of a screw
real thoughts
wwwwwwww
actual unofficial campaign slogan for nixon's reelection
tight
tite
Mahiror
Not flat enough how sad
maherror
>>17984
futs of the cirng
curno fit>>17983
Cirnor freezee
oyasumibuns
fists full of bun
Feel like a preacher waving a bun around
2days the day
the day for bun to return!
retun of the bun
we must entice the bun
ensnare the bun
embrace the bun
Waow hutauo
most importantly, we must enjoy the bun>>18000fuck I forgot to spoiler
>>17999
prepare 2 be murdered by drones
I'm glad hutao's huge ass is the 18k'th post>>18002
>>18001
Worthy of the mantel
mantle
11 plops an hour
tomorrow all day i'll think about how many holes they have>>18006 >>18007
>>18005
everyonr has the same number of holes if you try hard enough
>>18005
>>17930
BIGGER CIRNO FREEZER, BEHOLD
who plops the plopmen
>>17930>>18012
big ciriron
>>18011
come curn but not right now maybe tomorrow
oyasumibuns
Morn ingbuns
Uuuh
canr upload images anymore
?????
maybe need a new thread hmm>>18031
>>18028
someone will need to make ir
vip>>18035
i asked her if she played ff
she said "no but my ex girlfriend did"
she could be trans bi or les or cis lol
i stopped caring after a while because it doesn't matter
but that was a fun moment
her friend was cis gay dude into bara
we bonded over bara
he disliked fujo oriented yaoi
i disliked his dislike
too bad no segs>>18035
back to hoi4
i don't know if would be happier if she has a penis or not>>18035
>>18032>>18036
wow, lame fake beargay guy
should love all yaois
and sex with fujos bisex threesome
>>18033
wwwwwwwwwwhad seggs last weekend w/ a boy
Come playge minecrafr
!!!!
gregtech new horizon
>>18034
one of each!
>>18035>>18037
one of each is correct
now where to find
not in your minecraft server that's for sure!!!
>>18036>>18038you should see uhh-kun's boobs these days
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 1/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
minecrugfff!
>>18037>>18039
why isnt uhh-kun on gipokoi lately
>>18038
think it mostly goes on archpoi unfortunately...
high tension
vip did you do gleba?
>>18047
factoriooooooooo
What the fuck is gleba>>18046
like the snake cult?
…..
been uh
fonsumed by the Minecraft
Another night ride out to the terrorist bombing site www
boooooooo
#plop (26)
no horses
w
oysumerbredos
Mor ningbungd
bububububunces
>>18064
tsuuuuuuuug
Tsug hard it’s a long way to the bank
oyasumibungser
Wake up
lisBUNNER
Plopfalma
setubun
big bungus>>18081
>>18080
BIG BUNGUS
na na na na>>18083
na na na chi
hey hey hey
goodbyeeee
>>18082
>>18092up all night to get lathe
we're up all night to get some>>18091
we're up all night for good bun
get ploppy
sound of the summer
nitebunce
Get upbuns
up in the plopping
w
oyasugmibuns
Wakeup bunnwrs
why gradle>>18121
it's frustrating to use
devs doing shit they way they prefer with to regards to standards and structural integrity>>18121
or security
the*
no*
im mad
>>18119
It’s so awful
fully functional programming language with a billion plugins that barely works and looks like shit
why do you need a daemon to compile code?!
mkfiles so much easier
>>18120
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i mean, often the standards are stupid and wrong but usually that means working around them rather than ignoring them
fucking gradle
they deprecated shit
but isnt actually deprecated!!!!!!!!
because they didnt write an alternative yet!!!!!
IM RAGINF
RAGINGGGG
FULLY SHIT LANGUAGE
CANCER
PLUGIN WORKS COMPLETELY
COMPLETELT
COMP
DIFFERENT THAN IN MAVEN
WHO WROTE THIS
i will find them
DAEMON TO COMPILE
it generates the files IN THE WRONG folder
recommended fix is to move your main classes there
but
it doesnt move your classes
it moves the generated ones
WHAT???
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WRITE SYNTAX
guy is like
you can use naming conventions
brother
youre not using ANY naming conventions
I AM USING
then he goes>>18125
gradle good it has powerful scripts
i ask him "but are you using any"
he says but he can
BUT ARE YOU????
names are like this
ThingSTUFFFileConfig
good naming
no C but we almost used Go
Go would be better
ah also
if script says
move file dir
you assume the file would be moved to that dir
no
files in dir move to default dir
what?
?????
Naming all the classes CClassAsdf, with members m_shit!
>>18124
mk has powerful scripts!
squidboy.c too powerful a name
also documentation is like 2 versions behind>>18127 >>18131
>>18126
Yeah cradle docs suck, it’s like the one most common use case
people will introduce compexity because "it's more powerful" when you didnt need it
RUST>>18131
best example
true power comes from simplicity>>18131
documentation uses deprecated stuff
thankfully they're fake deprecated
why tag it deprecated then
is it like "will be deprecated"
wheres the alternative then
first implement the alternative so people can switch rigjt
how fucking retarded
little over a year and im surprised i havent verbally abused anyone yet
>>18126
Two version behind, only the most popular use case, formatted horribly and only available online as a website, and has a bunch of unrelated shit that presumable has to already be done to even install it.
>>18130
JS did that too, we regret our whole OS so let's deprecate everything!// our whole language I mean
>>18129
It does everything poorly but also ties your hands! It's memory safe (so is java and python) except when it isn't (always)!
At least java gave us minecraft www
OOP is a meme and only meme people work with it>>18133 >>18134
actually
gradle is a meme too
people read Cool Tech Software News New Languages!! New Frameworks!! then they fall for the memes and use them at work
they fully believe what theyre doing is good
while it's completely unusable
your obscure tech is not cool as my obscure tech because mine gets newd article and is funded by big corporations
never heard yours so it must be bad
i wish i started 30 years ago or so
yes we use meme queues on the cloud
wait so
on cloud
on kubernetes
on docker
on gradle
on jvm
how many containers is that
yes kafka too
at least 6 containers
so fast!!
container in daemon in vm in daemon in container in cm
vm*
people have lost their minds
>>18132
Why can't I use ruby/haskell/etc in production?!
RC? C? Too obscure, who would be able to support that, let's use a framework invented last week that will be forgotten in a month.
Why build custom signalling or use 9P when you can dump everything in some meme queue on the cloud like ES or redis! or uh
that other one that sucks forgot the name
kafka!
>>18132
wwwwww
we need docker because everything changes between versions, no we won't statically link what if someone updated the library over security problems?!
K8S is such dogshit, why not just use actual hardware?! Because you're too stupid to set up actual filesystems and shares?!!
>>18132
this is like
whoops>>18136
this is like some job listing
.net
java
cloud
docker
kubernetes
kafka
ci/cd
linux
gradle
it all sounded like nonsense to me before and now that i know what they are, yeah, it IS all nonsense
>>18135>>18137
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
CI/CD AND Gradle!
Just bake your "CI/CD" stuff into git hooks, wait but they totally don't have their own git server do they, probably paying out the ass for github every time you run one w
>>18137
But you also can't view the logs to debug with because it's their server and it goes to some special place no one can access!
forgot about>>18136
agile
scrum
scum
cunt
piss
>>18136
why have your own git server when you can pay others !!!!!!
who marketed this??
who convinced everyone that maintaining your own stuff was harder than maintaining stuff on someone else's computer that they also have to maintain
????1
relieve stress by minecraft and gay sex
i should get into embedded sys industry>>18140
C rarelt C++ and Rust
has networking
tiny operating systems
>>18139>>18142
Need to get into that myself
although network industry is mostly C too on that end
www or NO OS! The ideal w
join the gay sex industry
wait that's all on apps too now
awful
>>18140>>18143
there's no network industry here ww
there is but they dont hire / rarely do
very small
if you count cloudflare and cisco theyre here too
yeah germany has lots of cool jobs
i guess asml and phillips counts too
>>18140
apply here
1 person that wouldnt anger me
>>18142
?!
What
Most of the network giants are based in germany wwww
nokia and tmobile and a bunch of others
wwwwwww getting bought out by the german state's federal marshall plan bank
>>18142
violating your intra-office dating policy~
>>18144
If it ever stopped the industry would collapse, where would the market be for trainings and conferences if everyone just used the stuff that works?!
FOSSDEM is coming up! Gotta go rub elbows wwwww
They want me to go to conferences w
>>18144
Wish industry conferences were more like comiket with gay sex orgies afterwards
>>18145
hosting conference with mandatory orgy after
i actuallt have no clue how i'll switch careers>>18143 >>18146
i feel like OOP java shit cicd cloud crap is designed to keep people in for mant years. always some new bullshit to learn
rub dicks
they want me to HOST conferences wwwww>>18143
i just got in i have no clue what im doing ww
where are the seniors
conferences with ero anime images on every slide
>>18144
Explaning our stack -- harasaki image in the background
>>18147
They're all bullshit these days fake job listings and ones with fake high requirements w
i heard job listings are usually bullshit and it's easy to switch>>18146
i feel like everyone'll turn me down because no low level programming work experience
no house
no C
no passport
need to hang in there for a bit more for house and pass
aaaaaa>>18149
need masters and phd for crazy high salaries toi
here theyre required by law to pay more
phd in online erp
>>18148>>18150
don't think anyone really cares about that w
here it's all about experience wwwwwwwww
ascending to the architecture development zone where no actual code is written someday
>>18148
PHD in multiman hotglueing
>>18150
Get into HPC stuff, no one does it in the industry but it's THE FUTURE and still fairly low level inherently
looks good on resumes wwwww
>>18149>>18149 >>18151
i'm actually thinking about that now... if this is what i need to write i would rather not
i would rather do it as a hobby
i dont do any hobby programming now and i dont read anything
because im sick of it
i just get angry
old men are the future
>>18150
WARNING, WARNING
OLD MEN
WARNING
minecrafting @ work w
#q (Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 (probably modded) Players: 1/20 MOTD: You will be entered into an entire new world of excitement )
>>18152
Set up MPI here but haven't done much with it yet, probably should throw some demos on it.
>>18153
Lots of bullshit courses here but the CS ones are generally good (well the CS focused ones instead of the industry focused ones) don't think I'd want to do more of that though
too expensive here
my prof in uni was doing some stuff related to it i think>>18151
probably not a good idea to talk about it here
another reason why i want masters and phd actually>>18151
they actually teach cool stuff here in unis
exams suck big time and theyre torture but course content is good
no useless courses, all CS related
cumplay minecraft!
gobble gobble yall
>>18157
if only there were still research companies like CSRC for computer
now everyone does research badly internally if they do it at all
i enjoyed doing research, was fun>>18156
courses were fine i guess. i didnt care much for them though
or slave away at FAANG>>18159
:(
>>18158
None of those companies actually do anything www
part of a massive check-kiting scheme that keeps people employed with busywork who are just effectively there as numbers on a spreadsheet
amazing how much of the industry is like that www
I wonder if/when it'll tumble down
thin the herd
we got pretty close there when they raised the fed interest rate wwwwwww
it'll be funny if tarrifs actually kill JIT manufacturing and we get economic resiliency back completely on accident
a bunch of companies I know are setting up warehousing corporations in the US to do massive stockpile imports before the new year wwwwwwww
wwww
lets goooooooooooooo
crinecraft
brinecaft
oh vip we have a solution to gleba sort of
couldn't figure out how to stop the dick fingers from killing our base all the time, but we just have a wall of spidertrons
cuz turrets, lasers, and flamethrowers all get destroyed or they just walk right past them
but spidertrons, those guys finally kill
wwwwwwwww
oh yeah the fucking duneworms
spidertrons with the mortars
nah nah the duneworms die to artillery ezpz
but the spidertrons but as the enemy are so fucking annoying for us
like uh
Every step they take, every move they make, they'll be watching you
and also every step they take they do an AoE on the ground and like 3 hits just kills you
fuck them so hard
haven't actually gotten there yet wbeen absorbed in da mince raft ...
plob
mincemeat>>18173
>>18172
bricked up for home
Bricked up for bricks
brocc'd up for broccs
Coccd up.
gorcox
come plopping
in bunchester cathedral
nietbuns
Wakeupbungsex
>>18188
BAGLE!
>>18180>>18191
wow koharu
i watched the news today
terrible
very bad not good
theyre going to kill 10 birds with 1 stone
wish ww3 started already. enough with the teasing
>>18190>>18193 >>18216
have today off
holiday in the USA
news media is all completely captured, at least there’s aljazeera
Time to mine craft all day
same as I do when I do have work
>>18191>>18194
The perennial Lions game today!
>>18193
And they've even won some games this year!
actual stakes w
hey they're 10-1, they have gotten so much better lately wwww
wwwwwww
first time in a long long time
they're calling it die repeatedly to nether mobs december
>>>/watch?v=v50FAHpgskE
waowaowaow
how could this happen 2 me
team actually good
kiggers
fuck niggers
shit
i meant kiggers
delete that
it was muscle memory
pfffft
sex w kiggers
yes
FULLY MODERN KITCHEN
SELF-CLEANING OVEN
THE WORKS
Got himself
a homemade special
know his ASS is full of HAND
oyasumibred s
>>18191
i use cgtn and rt
telesur is also good
other news sources pretend theyre unbiased
they need to admit every news media is biased>>18218
Morging bunces>>18220
>>18217
probably need not bother, they’re all biased in the same direction
>>18218>>18221
prefer openly biased media
>>18220
Yeah, AJAM used to read off their funders before every political segment
such a shame it shut down
plopsplopping
wow
molestation
ponos land
Ponoce land
plop hard
oyasumibuns
Bunoning
Bunnerang
Snowing quite hard
Buntosaurus
>>18233>>18248
www
>>18247
HOW IT SHOULDA GONE
Misato ultimate cuck
it's always ploppy in bunadelphia
oyabuni
Mirningbugns
Start Wars Episode IV A New Plop>>18264
>>18263
bunwars
did a friend's uni assignment today>>18267
python
python shouldnt be taken seriously as a programming language ever
self.kill
sometimes sticking to the old is better than innovating cancer
they shouldve stuck to C when they were writing python>>18267
java and python are why people suck at writing software
>>18265
wwwwww
os.exec! Two bytrbuffers for I/O even though programs can have arbitrary number of fid wow
and The io is actually utf8 100% of the time
garbage
>>18266
python should go the way of PHP, it is just as stable and regular
java is heading that way now with their 100+ versions in the same time period as the initial 4
love me some python>>18271
>>18270
awful
I only do data science so I use numpy and scipy
Anything else, eh, that's a toughie
wwww learn OpenCL/vkcompute/cuda is the future!
ehhhhh
sounds hard
tbh cuda would be good to learn>>18276
>>18275
the one locked in to nvidia RIP
vulkan compute is the future!
Everybody got their own undocumented compute API now
at least the proprietary blobs aren’t needed in the kernel anymore, now they’re on the device itself.
Nite bungs
Morngingbuns
On the bunbus to bunburg
have fun!!
No, NO FUN
only work
>stop human trafficking, know the signs
nah, don’t wanna
In the plopplane over the plea
Chicago south of town
oj to Indiana
Wonder if I’m gonna get a second goybrick
They should make horseshoes outta uranium
so that the horses die outta cancer
Hate horses
Die every horse
Plopping in ploppywood plops
cheese!>>18298
>>18297
ches
Nitrbunzes
Mor ningbugs
lotsa cheese!>>18303
>>18302
chense
Chseses
Plebh harg
>>18307
waow
blindgirl sex
State of masefhuchcuchuchuchuchuchu
They don’t piss like they used to these days
Clundr
Oyasumr brrr usn
MORGIGNBUNGS
Bybynygse
bdegjktrx>>18322
>>18321
bb be elfkhduwiefjfbwh
Miners
Bungular
Oyeahsume brongs
Bunburning
Plibbidy
gotta wear that shirt loud and proud
KNOCK KNOCK
Plplplo
Ploooooop
Burger
Keep on gooning in the free world
Oyasumerbuns
why's assad losing>>18358
weird
too weird
>>18357>>18361
Finally time for him to go wwwww
To da plopopter
They should make the horse out of shoes so that the uranium die outta cancer
>>18358>>18362
terrible
it's iraq but worse
next will be iran
>>18361
no….
khameni will never fall!
destroy Israel forever!
getting on plane wow wow
Back home where da Minecraft is
w
We should minycreegt
They should make the shoes out of shoes so the horses die outta horse
Goyblocked up
wow all the American airports are shit
it's that time again>>18370
time to read lenin
marx and mao too
>>18369
maoncraft
>>>/watch?v=cIAbESu5NVg>>18372
>>18371
number 1: all of them
Goyblock for daaaays
Bogodbunted
Why is bus
Widest among the stances
bunnies in a blanket
see how they run like kigs from a bun
plop hard it's a long way to the bungk
oyasumibuns
Awakenbugs
Bundules
let's listen for the last time>>18389
>>>/watch?v=P2pkuI3Mbys
>>18388
WHO MYST GO
D'ni civil war
Pledge no allegiance fuck the breadsident's speeches
Cunny
>>18395>>18401
noooooo
>>18400
DESTROY SNAKE LANGUAGE
LOOK WHO'S PLOPPING TO DINNER
oyasum ibreads
>>18406
wwwwwwwwwwww
mor ningbungs
crinecrafg
crashcraft
>>18418>>18418
TERROR OF THE PLOP
>>18417>>18417
What am I looking at?
he plops around
#plop (27)
g
Oyasumibunnneses
>>18431where all the bungs go aaaaaaa
/bun/>>18428
Morn ingbun s
>>18427
wow a bun
>>18426>>18432 >>18433
Ded
Lost 4ever
>>18431
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
bring the buns back hooome
>>18431
everybody look
it's the inaban!
he's here!
wow wow wow
the real inabun was HERE
can you believe it
The real bun was inside you all along>>18437
#no_homo>>18437
>>18435
w-woah
sasuga bun
>>18436
pffffffffffft
one must plop
bun-ga bun-ga parties
detroit: become kigu
>>18444
in da flesh!
the actual real inabun!
>>18445
just be on here constantly and never miss anything!
and encourage random strangers you meet to do the same
wao the real inaban in the flesh!>>18443
just 4 hours late ;_;>>18443
>>18449>>18449
TSUG SPAGE T
Booners
>>18446>>18446
ooo spaghets
she got th spaget
oyasuuumibuns
the real bun was here
what a day
Wak upbuugs>>18456
>>18456
outta bed
ready for bread
/bread/ed
>>18457
wow cum
>>18454>>18455
no
bready or naught here I cum!>>18455
bun bun bunners>>18459
>>18458
bungulocks
bun-gle
in the jungle
oysunm bunes>>18487
Wake up bunguses
GET THE FUCK UP
I like big buns and I cannot lie>>18482
>>18481>>18483
i think you are able to lie
you other bunners can't deny>>18484
>>18482
wao
>>18483
deny!
d-something
depose!
delay
wwww
delayclose.gif
>>18470>>18491
is that among us video game very popular
i am very drunk and upset!!>>18491
attractive enough for all sexes and genders
not attractive enough for sex
or something
i dont know anymore!!!!
legalize drugs and murder and rape
oh his real manifesto got released>>18490 >>18491
its much better than the fake one on substack
>>18489
check out manifesto
check out my manifesto
my man fisting
check it out man
gaysex is good unless you have an IDEOLOGY (zizek voice line) to outsex your RETARDED (no voice lines available) relatives>>18491
FUCK
IAM VERU DRUNK AND ANGRY AND PHONEPOSTING FUCK
BY THE POWER OF ALLAH>>18495
TENGRI
AND ANIME
I WILL
wow
I accudentally tripped the automatic ban filter...
how annoying
>>18493
https://x.com/chumiminin88783/status/1851830158535332144/photo/1
could have been us ;_;
I wonder if this'll still work on laptop
obviously without all the shaders www
Found my dunc book, one of the later printings from the first year wwww
Waow
ABS
LAST NIGHT ON EARTH
hydroplaning on the snow while playing black dresses loud as fuck
>>18513
Illegal to vroom
nightbuns
>cars
vroom vrooms>>18508
Wake ipbugs>>18527
>>18523
fuckin puggers
Pimpy, bape, and OPP
Some sort of aerial sky boat
Hateful thing
New yorg bassyebe
Only city in the world
Mornintbnd
Watched About Gay Asses Turkish movis on plane
pretty good not sure why they had the fourth wall break scene though
Wondering which of the bunners to blame
and watching the kigs on the wing
iran next
Gaysex worldwide
Kig and order
Nightbuns
Morningbuuuuces
Bzubzubzsses
Doublecunny
Plopping arodn
invisible war>>18555
i will play
>>18554>>18557
no
NO
wwwwwwww
perhamps
gotta set up my computer to watch gikostreams
and join minecraf agag
One cold night in ploptober
>>18555>>18559
oi
you were telling everyone to play invisible war
now you dont want me to?!
Nightbunses
>>18557
wait did I tell you to?!
is quite a not good game
a year or two ago you left a HUGe bubble up that said "Play Deus Ex: Invisible War">>18561
i remember
>>18560
Oh wwwww
but I think that was for feor
play gaysex
Maybe it’s at least interestingly bad?
I wonder if there are mods these days that fix all the bad stuff that came from it being console first
Mindcraft
Ok bed 4 real
report thingy doesnt werk for me>>18567
>>18566
the post was already gone
auto spam filter can’t force client cache flush
mo rningbuns
Desu ex
Become an DIAMOND ELITE NiceBird helper for only $7 perdiem
Tsoooog
#plop (28)
Oh, the cross link to here from /tea/ works again
plo-p
Niiiite buiuuuuns
Wake upbuns
PLO-p
Oyasumibuuu s
>>18537>>18591
Wao
Cute
Morningbunss
>>18590
omaemona
NKTF does cutes
Saw some sussy boys today
Suuuuuus sussus suuus susususu
En-/bun/-k review
Nitebuns
Ploppy morning
They ploppin
where we ploppin boys
Plopdown from uptown
It could happen to you
Oyasu mibuunsses
whaaa so early>>18620
Mor ningbuns
>>18619
buy that was fairly late!
Albania number 1
!!!
Oyasum Ibuns
Why contain it?>>18632
Not ningbuns
>>18631
s'cool
i'd be surprised with a baguette in my face too>>18637
>>18636
had a bread earlier myself
not that surprising
bun bread>>18640
>>18639
toste
Plopping on the floor
That boy is a plop
Oyabuns
Morbingbuns
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